Where one uses a fresh clump of snow to wash their car following a blizzard, four-wheeling trip, or just, plain out, long spout of laziness.
After the blizzard rolled through, I decided it was probably time to spruce up my ride
so I gave it the Colorado Carwash
Where you see someone you recognize but don't really want to talk to so you proceed to ignore them and their overall existance
Judy: Oh man, I saw my boss at Target yesterday so I pretended to be interested in the selection of toilet seat covers. It was pretty obvious I was recognore-ing him.
One who looks, dresses, stinks, and acts like a stoner, but, in fact, is NOT a stoner.
Deriving from the french word faux for false---faux stoner
I don't like Chris. Mofo goes so far as to fake-inhaling and wasting all my good shit... He's such a stauxner.
A condition of social anxiety where you want to get your freak-spank
on with someone but get too nervous.
Dude I totally wanted to bone
Brady but got too spanxious and didn't even make it to first base
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