Stauxner 

One who looks, dresses, stinks, and acts like a stoner, but, in fact, is NOT a stoner.

Deriving from the french word faux for false---faux stoner

I don't like Chris. Mofo goes so far as to fake-inhaling and wasting all my good shit... He's such a stauxner.

Stauxner by Clyde Common February 24, 2010

Stauner (stawner) 

Scottish (Glaswegian) term literally meaning "Stander".

A penile erection

Look at that bawbag oan the danceflair, he's makin' ae right stauner ae himsel

Stauner (stawner) by Barelystanding December 18, 2004

jobby stauner 

When you have a big hard keek pushing on your prostate causing you to get a pure raging jobby stauner.

I just went for a keek and got a jobby stauner

jobby stauner by The one true JQS December 4, 2017

staunner 

if u hit a "staunner" u have disgraced ur self

oh my god that we prick hut a staunner in front ae ma burd

staunner by danny kent January 14, 2004

Stauner 

Scots culloquial for morning wood, or ever excited chap

`Woke up wae a pure stauner man!`

Stauner by Contumax October 28, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004