Cloud's definitions

winar

To win something, or to own somebody

HAAHAHAHAHA!!! OMFG U R TEH OWNED!!! I R TEH WINAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHA!!! *implodes*

by Cloud October 22, 2003

ask jeeves

The lamest Search Engine Ever. The commercials tell you that typing in a question will give you an answer.

All it is is a search engine, like Google, and Yahho (Except 6000 times worse) and does NOT give you answers, merely search results.

Me: *types in* Where can I find 10 hour long porn movies?

Ask.com: 1st Result A Brief History on movies at the cinema!

Me: Why can't Ask.com implode?

Ask.com: 1st Result 10 HOUR Pr0n DVD'Z 4 DOwnloaDINg LOLZ!!!11

Me: Ah.. I think i'm gonna go use Google now...

by Cloud November 27, 2004

dotirise

To do a "..." in some sort of sentence. You are dotirising it up.

George: Hey jon, I think that animal hospital is teh winar, and that j00 suxx0rz

Jon: ...

by Cloud October 24, 2003

Linux

An extremely stable Operating system, and drives server/networks like a dream, due to hardly ever going down, or having to reboot, can stay up for years due to its rock solid code.

Also, the only thing which stands between Microsoft and World Domination.

Microsoft programmers also make their programs/OS's on Linux boxes....

Microsoft tried to dominate the world, but Linux jumped up and stabbed them in the face.

by Cloud July 20, 2004

fedex

People that deliver your stuff, if it gets lost during shipping, it's becuase the person delivering it has stolen it.

My pet Rabbit never came.

by Cloud July 20, 2004

Final Fantasy 10

The worst fucking Final Fantasy ever. With the lamest main character, along with Squall, pathetic storyline and ending aswell.

ZANARKAND!?!? ZANARKAND?!?! OMFG I MUST GET TO ZANARKAND!?!? < Tidus

"Dude, shut the fuck up *snaps disc* < Player

by Cloud October 20, 2003

Pond

Something a frog lives in.

Mr Frog lives in a Pond, SERIOUS!!

by Cloud July 20, 2004