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The lamest Search Engine Ever. The commercials tell you that typing in a question will give you an answer.
All it is is a search engine, like Google, and Yahho (Except 6000 times worse) and does NOT give you answers, merely search results.
All it is is a search engine, like Google, and Yahho (Except 6000 times worse) and does NOT give you answers, merely search results.
Me: *types in* Where can I find 10 hour long porn movies?
Ask.com: 1st Result A Brief History on movies at the cinema!
Me: Why can't Ask.com implode?
Ask.com: 1st Result 10 HOUR Pr0n DVD'Z 4 DOwnloaDINg LOLZ!!!11
Me: Ah.. I think i'm gonna go use Google now...
Ask.com: 1st Result A Brief History on movies at the cinema!
Me: Why can't Ask.com implode?
Ask.com: 1st Result 10 HOUR Pr0n DVD'Z 4 DOwnloaDINg LOLZ!!!11
Me: Ah.. I think i'm gonna go use Google now...
by Cloud November 27, 2004
Get the ask jeeves mug.The best form of music ever. A Fusion of beautiful trance, with angelic vocals.
Better than all that Black R'n'B crap the majority of the world listens to.
Vocal Trance is looked down upon by some people, but they cannot appreciate true, awesome music, and would rather listen to that stupid Black shit that every other moron listens to.
Also notice how people who listen to Vocal Trance type correctly, unlike the ones "hu typ lyk diz lolz"
Point: Proven
Better than all that Black R'n'B crap the majority of the world listens to.
Vocal Trance is looked down upon by some people, but they cannot appreciate true, awesome music, and would rather listen to that stupid Black shit that every other moron listens to.
Also notice how people who listen to Vocal Trance type correctly, unlike the ones "hu typ lyk diz lolz"
Point: Proven
I was listening Aylin - Viva The Love, and was taken into a total dream world. Then some fag told me his gay Twista and Usher music was better, so I smashed him in the face and walked off.
by Cloud November 11, 2004
Get the Vocal Trance mug.Deepz0ne is a very well known cracker. Read below for history:
Microsoft have been bust yet again. They have been using a cracked version of Sound Forge to create files that are inside the Windows Tour folder.
These files have been made with Sound Forge 4.5 (The cracked version) first cracked by a cracker called "Deepz0ne".
Deepz0ne was one of the founders of the cracking group "Radium" and cracked the first ever Sound Forge 4.5, for illegal, pirate use.
It seems that Microsoft have got the pirate copy, and just made the files on that.
How do I fnd this you ask? Do the following:
Click "My Computer"
Double click the C:/ Drive (Local Disk)
Double click the "WINDOWS" folder
Double click the "Help" folder
Double click the "Tours" folder
Double click the "WindowsMediaPlayer" folder
Double click the "Audio" folder
You will then be presented with WAV files. Right click any one of these, and open it with NotePad. Scroll right to the bottom and you should see this:
"2000-04-06 IENG Deepz0ne ISFT Sound Forge 4.5" The first 4 digits may alter, but everything else stays the same.
As you can clearly see, Deepz0ne's cracked SoundForge was used to create these files, which is illegal. Also considering microsoft is against it...
Microsoft have been bust yet again. They have been using a cracked version of Sound Forge to create files that are inside the Windows Tour folder.
These files have been made with Sound Forge 4.5 (The cracked version) first cracked by a cracker called "Deepz0ne".
Deepz0ne was one of the founders of the cracking group "Radium" and cracked the first ever Sound Forge 4.5, for illegal, pirate use.
It seems that Microsoft have got the pirate copy, and just made the files on that.
How do I fnd this you ask? Do the following:
Click "My Computer"
Double click the C:/ Drive (Local Disk)
Double click the "WINDOWS" folder
Double click the "Help" folder
Double click the "Tours" folder
Double click the "WindowsMediaPlayer" folder
Double click the "Audio" folder
You will then be presented with WAV files. Right click any one of these, and open it with NotePad. Scroll right to the bottom and you should see this:
"2000-04-06 IENG Deepz0ne ISFT Sound Forge 4.5" The first 4 digits may alter, but everything else stays the same.
As you can clearly see, Deepz0ne's cracked SoundForge was used to create these files, which is illegal. Also considering microsoft is against it...
Look it up on your PC, you will see how much Microsoft are liars, and also fakes.
Do you know Deepz0ne at all Microsoft? No? Thought not...
Do you know Deepz0ne at all Microsoft? No? Thought not...
by Cloud November 19, 2004
Get the Deepz0ne mug.Without W3C there would be no Internet. Possibly the greatest people on Earth.
They have saved millions many hour sof having to jack off to imaginery porn in their heads.
Also invented HTML, the basis of all internet code.
They have saved millions many hour sof having to jack off to imaginery porn in their heads.
Also invented HTML, the basis of all internet code.
by Cloud November 23, 2004
Get the w3c mug.Coolest browser ever, very stable, and doesn't install porn dialers, or toolbars, it always asks you first, and doesn't give itself away to Pop Up ads, which MicroSuck Intergay Expoorer 6.0 does.
Netscape is better because it has a download manager, more stable, and I don't get viruses from it, unlike that stupid microsuck browser, what was it again?
by Cloud July 20, 2004
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Team consist of:
Dilly Catty
Dilly Doggy
Dilly Mousey
Dilly Ducky
Dilly Fax Machine
Dilly Health Insurance Man
Dilly Froggy
Dilly Grim Reaper
Dilly Horsy
Dilly Piggy
Dilly Crabby
More which I probably forgot.
All Possess the power to kill anyone within 2 seconds of looking at them
Team consist of:
Dilly Catty
Dilly Doggy
Dilly Mousey
Dilly Ducky
Dilly Fax Machine
Dilly Health Insurance Man
Dilly Froggy
Dilly Grim Reaper
Dilly Horsy
Dilly Piggy
Dilly Crabby
More which I probably forgot.
All Possess the power to kill anyone within 2 seconds of looking at them
by Cloud November 11, 2004
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