Cloud's definitions

gmail

the coolest e-mail service ever, never have to delete mail, *Unless you reach your 1 gigabyte storage space, which is very very very very very hard*

Owns every other e-mail service.

When Gmail goes public, Microsoft will shit themselves, and frantically try and increase their storage space to 2 gigs.

by Cloud July 20, 2004

Linux

An extremely stable Operating system, and drives server/networks like a dream, due to hardly ever going down, or having to reboot, can stay up for years due to its rock solid code.

Also, the only thing which stands between Microsoft and World Domination.

Microsoft programmers also make their programs/OS's on Linux boxes....

Microsoft tried to dominate the world, but Linux jumped up and stabbed them in the face.

by Cloud July 20, 2004

ebay

The only place where you can buy fake viagra tablets, and fake memorobillia.

Man 1: Hey, I just sold that 10kilo of viagra tablets I had in the garage!
Man 2: How much did it go for?
Man 1: £600.00
Man 2: Dude, where is my pellets of rabbit shit?
Man 1: On the FedEX plane to Afganistan...
Man 2: .......

by Cloud July 20, 2004

fedex

People that deliver your stuff, if it gets lost during shipping, it's becuase the person delivering it has stolen it.

My pet Rabbit never came.

by Cloud July 20, 2004

colour

The superior way of spelling colour, unlike those American losers.

Shizzle Man: ROFL!!! CHECK DIZ OUT BRO, THE COLOR OF MAH CAR IS SWEET YEAH!?

British Man: Well, I personally think a hint of the ol' marble colour would make the car more smoother on the eyes, jolly chap.

Shizzle Man: .....

by Cloud July 20, 2004

Pond

Something a frog lives in.

Mr Frog lives in a Pond, SERIOUS!!

by Cloud July 20, 2004

friendwhore

One who obsessively tries to see how many "friends" they can acquire on websites with a "friending" feature such as LiveJournal, GreatestJournal, DeadJournal, Rooster Teeth Productions, Red vs Blue and other alike websites and message boards with such a function.

"I added three hundred people to my buddy list on LiveJournal!" said the friendwhore.
"You're a friendwhore!" replied the non-friendwhore.

by Cloud March 7, 2005