Clint's definitions

Discipline the Simian

Discipline like spank, and simian as "relating to an ape or monkey." So it's a fancy way of saying "spank the monkey"

Dave: "Yeah, I saw that guy, he looked pretty hot."

Chris: "Fuck yeah. Excuse me I think I need to go uh...discipline my simian if you know what I mean."

by Clint November 5, 2004

fuckeneh

a canadian word used to express either anger or surprise

Americans: you hosers just lost all your money

Canadians: FUCKENEH!!

by Clint May 13, 2005

techack

1) A very intuitive person who just happens to be able to figure out technology just by playing around with it, usually without any prior experience with said technology. This person is able to figure out any technology, from cell phones, to car stereos, to paper shredders.

2) Never needs instructions on assembly of any new technology and always does it right.

Yogi's such a techack. He's never even used that cell phone before and he's managed to program his own ring.

by Clint July 26, 2004

postjulianoscopy

After probing somebodies ass with a wooden spoon, to proceed to use orange juice in an attempt to simulate a tropical environment. He then plunges the already crud covered spoon into his patner's mouth until said partner rolphs. The object is to produce a vomit that could be passed off as corn chowder.

Pat: damn playa that was one hell of a post julianoscopy

by clint November 3, 2004

anorexitron

noun; anorexitron

1. A robot which suffers from the eating disorder anorexia.
2. A term often used for a person who is or appears to be anorexic.

(from New Latin, from Greek, from a- + orexis appetite, from oregein + Greek, suffix denoting an instrument; akin to Old English -thor, suffix denoting an instrument, Latin -trum)

1. At dinner, the anorexitron dumped its motor oil onto its napkin when none of the other robots were looking.
2. Despite his heavy eating habits, Maxwell is a total anorexitron.

by clint September 4, 2004

Hobo Tech

Homeless fashion statement.

"Dude, that Bum's pants are so fuckin Hobo Tech...

by Clint August 27, 2003

lezboner

noun; the result of one female's attraction to another, characterized by the massive, uncontrollable engorging of the clitoris,and lewd, sometimes erratic behavior.

Holy shit, did you see Shahera pop that huge lezboner for Kristen?

by clint August 14, 2004