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rambunctious jizz

noun; rambunctious jizz

1. semen that, during or after ejaculation, accidentally comes into contact with objects such as furniture, clothes, paperwork, and people or body parts (especially genitals).
1. After a terrific hand job, my rambunctious jizz flew onto Jon C's bed, chair, wall, face, shirt sleave, television, hair, carpet, window, shoes, hat, ceiling, DVD player, dresser, clock, camera, mother, trophies, door knob, light switch, and NES.
by clint August 30, 2004
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Californication

The migration of people from California to other states to look for cheaper housing, better morals, lack of gangs/drugs/prostitution, etc., but bring their own lack of morals, drive up house prices, and bring gangs/drugs/prostitution to the other states.
The californication of Utah, Arizona, Oregon, and Idaho has escalated in the last 10 years. Why doesn't California do us a favor and just sink into the ocean?
by Clint March 23, 2004
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popkin

by clint October 7, 2004
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van helsing

one who goes after ugly women at night while intoxacated and wakes up feeling like he spent the night hunting for monsters
"what happend last night, and why do i feel like van helsing"
by clint February 23, 2005
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postjulianoscopy

After probing somebodies ass with a wooden spoon, to proceed to use orange juice in an attempt to simulate a tropical environment. He then plunges the already crud covered spoon into his patner's mouth until said partner rolphs. The object is to produce a vomit that could be passed off as corn chowder.
Pat: damn playa that was one hell of a post julianoscopy
by clint November 3, 2004
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anorexitron

noun; anorexitron

1. A robot which suffers from the eating disorder anorexia.
2. A term often used for a person who is or appears to be anorexic.

(from New Latin, from Greek, from a- + orexis appetite, from oregein + Greek, suffix denoting an instrument; akin to Old English -thor, suffix denoting an instrument, Latin -trum)
1. At dinner, the anorexitron dumped its motor oil onto its napkin when none of the other robots were looking.
2. Despite his heavy eating habits, Maxwell is a total anorexitron.
by clint September 4, 2004
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fuckeneh

a canadian word used to express either anger or surprise
Americans: you hosers just lost all your money

Canadians: FUCKENEH!!
by Clint May 13, 2005
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