clint's definitions

Tivo

1. noun- A very capable digital video recorder that can record more than one TV/Cable/Satellite show at once. This device requires no tape nor disk, but requires a monthly or lifetime subscription to work. It allows you to record, pause, fast forward, rewind, etc., with ease. It uses subscriber feedback and recording history to make "Tivo suggestions", or recordings you haven't asked for that Tivo (the company) believes that you will like. Likely the one thing that scares television advertizers the most.

2. noun- The company who engineered and marketed the Tivo device.

3. verb- The act of using a Tivo machine to record a show.

My Tivo only cost me $99, but saved me a ton on videotapes.

Tivo had my Tivo record Fahrenheit 51 last night. I'm really surprised, but I like that show!

Mom, I told you I wanted to Tivo Crankyankers last night!

by Clint March 25, 2004

Californication

The migration of people from California to other states to look for cheaper housing, better morals, lack of gangs/drugs/prostitution, etc., but bring their own lack of morals, drive up house prices, and bring gangs/drugs/prostitution to the other states.

The californication of Utah, Arizona, Oregon, and Idaho has escalated in the last 10 years. Why doesn't California do us a favor and just sink into the ocean?

by Clint March 23, 2004

rambunctious jizz

noun; rambunctious jizz

1. semen that, during or after ejaculation, accidentally comes into contact with objects such as furniture, clothes, paperwork, and people or body parts (especially genitals).

1. After a terrific hand job, my rambunctious jizz flew onto Jon C's bed, chair, wall, face, shirt sleave, television, hair, carpet, window, shoes, hat, ceiling, DVD player, dresser, clock, camera, mother, trophies, door knob, light switch, and NES.

by clint August 30, 2004

citricum

from the Latin citron + Cum, slang for sperm, from Greek spermos

1. noun; citricum

a. The product of consuming vast amounts of citrus fruits to deliberately induce a pleasant, sometimes fruity taste in ones cum

2. verb; to citricum, citricame, citricumming, citricums

a. To ejaculate citricum.

1. This citricum is so delicious, high in protien and low in calories. I think I'll share it with SPC Jun.

2. After I citricame on Jun, I threw him out of bed and called him a whore.

by clint August 26, 2004

dick hand

noun; A condition often observed after a man masturbates, or when a woman gropes a man's genitals, and fails to wash his/her hands sufficiently or at all afterwards. Symptoms may be less or more severe depending on the frequency and thoroughness with which the male washes his penis, and may include foul odor, damp skin, and in severe cases, the presence of semen on the sufferer's hand(s).

Even without close examination, I could tell by the smell that Tyler had contracted a severe case of dick hand.

by clint August 24, 2004

pluve

A word that means to love someone without a romantic connotation; created as a contraction of "Plutonic" and "love"

"You know I pluve you Melissa, but I'm your best friend, I can't make out with you"

by Clint February 3, 2005

pussy bandit

1. noun.

a. A male who, often through means of manipulation and deception, attempts to gain the physical affection of a female who is already committed to another person. Common motives include; jealousy, or the need to compensate for feelings of inferiority to the victim; uncontrollable sex drive; or simple spite or malicious intent.

{Pussy from Low German puse + Bandit from Italian bandito}

1. That filthy pussy bandit SPC Espino tried to steal Matt's woman, but fortunately, he was cock blocked and failed miserably. Maybe, it's because he has an incredibly severe case of dick hand.

by clint August 27, 2004