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milking the cock

verb. milked the cock, milk the cock, milking the cock, milks the cock

The practice of removing excess semen from the urethra after ejaculation, usually by applying pressure beginning just forward of the scrotum and moving up towards the head of the penis.
After brutally reaming Jason L's ass for over three hours, I finnaly came, and afterwards, milked the cock.
by clint August 25, 2004
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Bamboozle

1: To trick someone with a clever ruse; to deceive without good intentions.

2: To trick someone into letting you shit in their face, which is both a clever ruse and is void of good intention.
Last night at Reginald's house, things got a little out of hand, and I bamboozled some bitch when she was looking the other way.
by Clint May 13, 2005
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manjugs

noun; manjugs

1. oversized or abnormally large male breasts.
1. While deployed in Kuwait, Clint furiously groped his manjugs during masturbation. He was very lonely.
by clint September 4, 2004
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dick hand

noun; A condition often observed after a man masturbates, or when a woman gropes a man's genitals, and fails to wash his/her hands sufficiently or at all afterwards. Symptoms may be less or more severe depending on the frequency and thoroughness with which the male washes his penis, and may include foul odor, damp skin, and in severe cases, the presence of semen on the sufferer's hand(s).
Even without close examination, I could tell by the smell that Tyler had contracted a severe case of dick hand.
by clint August 24, 2004
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anorexitron

noun; anorexitron

1. A robot which suffers from the eating disorder anorexia.
2. A term often used for a person who is or appears to be anorexic.

(from New Latin, from Greek, from a- + orexis appetite, from oregein + Greek, suffix denoting an instrument; akin to Old English -thor, suffix denoting an instrument, Latin -trum)
1. At dinner, the anorexitron dumped its motor oil onto its napkin when none of the other robots were looking.
2. Despite his heavy eating habits, Maxwell is a total anorexitron.
by clint September 4, 2004
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cool

"I've got a fever...and the only prescription for that fever...is more cowbell!"
by clint May 18, 2004
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citricum

from the Latin citron + Cum, slang for sperm, from Greek spermos

1. noun; citricum

a. The product of consuming vast amounts of citrus fruits to deliberately induce a pleasant, sometimes fruity taste in ones cum

2. verb; to citricum, citricame, citricumming, citricums

a. To ejaculate citricum.
1. This citricum is so delicious, high in protien and low in calories. I think I'll share it with SPC Jun.

2. After I citricame on Jun, I threw him out of bed and called him a whore.
by clint August 26, 2004
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