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pussy bandit

1. noun.

a. A male who, often through means of manipulation and deception, attempts to gain the physical affection of a female who is already committed to another person. Common motives include; jealousy, or the need to compensate for feelings of inferiority to the victim; uncontrollable sex drive; or simple spite or malicious intent.

{Pussy from Low German puse + Bandit from Italian bandito}
1. That filthy pussy bandit SPC Espino tried to steal Matt's woman, but fortunately, he was cock blocked and failed miserably. Maybe, it's because he has an incredibly severe case of dick hand.
by clint August 27, 2004
mugGet the pussy banditmug.

postjulianoscopy

After probing somebodies ass with a wooden spoon, to proceed to use orange juice in an attempt to simulate a tropical environment. He then plunges the already crud covered spoon into his patner's mouth until said partner rolphs. The object is to produce a vomit that could be passed off as corn chowder.
Pat: damn playa that was one hell of a post julianoscopy
by clint November 3, 2004
mugGet the postjulianoscopymug.

Hobo Tech

"Dude, that Bum's pants are so fuckin Hobo Tech...
by Clint August 27, 2003
mugGet the Hobo Techmug.

anorexitron

noun; anorexitron

1. A robot which suffers from the eating disorder anorexia.
2. A term often used for a person who is or appears to be anorexic.

(from New Latin, from Greek, from a- + orexis appetite, from oregein + Greek, suffix denoting an instrument; akin to Old English -thor, suffix denoting an instrument, Latin -trum)
1. At dinner, the anorexitron dumped its motor oil onto its napkin when none of the other robots were looking.
2. Despite his heavy eating habits, Maxwell is a total anorexitron.
by clint September 4, 2004
mugGet the anorexitronmug.

cool

"I've got a fever...and the only prescription for that fever...is more cowbell!"
by clint May 18, 2004
mugGet the coolmug.

van helsing

one who goes after ugly women at night while intoxacated and wakes up feeling like he spent the night hunting for monsters
"what happend last night, and why do i feel like van helsing"
by clint February 23, 2005
mugGet the van helsingmug.

popkin

by clint October 7, 2004
mugGet the popkinmug.

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