Clinker's definitions

beach bumpkin

A country bumpkin that lives on a beach.

After the beach bumpkin got done swimming in the ocean, he went back to his farm to work on the field.

by Clinker March 15, 2008

florida snow

That is an example of an oxymoron.

Florida snow doesn't exist because it never snows in Florida.

by Clinker May 24, 2008

orlando

The wisconsin dells of the south.

Orlando is the Wisconsin Dells of the South.

by Clinker January 30, 2008

California

The state with thte best mexican food outside of Mexico.

Lets go to California and get some good burritos.

by Clinker June 2, 2008

video games

In the 80s and 90s, video games were about fun and entertainment, but they have now become a nerd version of politics.

video games

Heres a joke:

Q: What do politicians and fanboys have in common?

A: They both can win, but still be retarded.

by Clinker January 30, 2008

meat

Its part of an animal that is eaten by other animals. Humans are animals so we eat meat. If you are a vegan or a pussy PETA supporter, then don't eat meat, and shut the fuck up. If you don't shut up and bother us, we will either kick your meatless ass, or spit the meat right in your face!

Meat is good for you!

by Clinker December 26, 2007

wapublican

Someone who is both wapanese and a Republican.

I saw a wapublican walking down the street eating Pocky while saying how George W. Bush is the best president ever.

by Clinker May 1, 2008