Clinker's definitions

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The first alphabetic term on urban dictonary.

number 1

by Clinker May 27, 2008

florida snow

That is an example of an oxymoron.

Florida snow doesn't exist because it never snows in Florida.

by Clinker May 24, 2008

beach bumpkin

A country bumpkin that lives on a beach.

After the beach bumpkin got done swimming in the ocean, he went back to his farm to work on the field.

by Clinker March 15, 2008

statistics

Bullshit alot of the time.

Most of the time, statistics are bullshit.

by Clinker June 19, 2008

politician

People that like to dance around in their underwear.

When a politician is being filmed, he quickly puts his pants on as quickly as he can.

by Clinker November 4, 2007

a flock of seagulls

Birds that fly around the ocean screaming "MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!"

a flock of seagulls: "MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!"

by Clinker May 12, 2008

Democrats and Republicans

Two of the biggest problems in America right now.

I hate Democrats and Republicans!

by Clinker May 22, 2008