3 definitions by CleorgeGooney
A Divorce Fart is when your poor spouse enters your fart cloud and the stench is so offensive that it results in divorce.
“Liesel had been warning Jeff for years that he’s going to eventually dish out the divorce fart. Little did he know it would be so soon. Beef stew was a bad choice”
by CleorgeGooney January 20, 2022
Munchy Crustard is the typical hardened ring that forms around the nozzle/edge of a mustard container.
by CleorgeGooney January 18, 2022
“After I heard the pop, I realized it was a blown biscuit”
“I told you if you didn’t replace those, you’d blow a biscuit!”
“I told you if you didn’t replace those, you’d blow a biscuit!”
by CleorgeGooney January 18, 2022