Clay's definitions

flatscan

One who does not understand computers, or one who harbors a deep-rooted dislike for computers or the Internet.
From the X-Men term "flatscan", a derogatory term for non-mutants. As the mutants considered themselves the next step in human evolution, "flatscans" were those who would be left behind as the world progressed. A similar fate awaits those who dislike or cannot comprehend computers, and the cyber community adapted the term to mean non-cyber rather than non-mutant.

Flatscans generally need to call tech support for such complicated steps as opening Microsoft Word, and never remember to check their email.

by Clay January 11, 2005

Boof

Flatulence.

"Dude, did you just Boof one?"

by Clay August 23, 2003

Booyakasha

When one has the up most respect for another they first say booyakasha then proceed.

Booyakasha, I would like to introduce ____ to you

by Clay November 22, 2004

Bookoodle

A Southern adjective meaning a large amount of something.

There was a bookoodle of people at the football game today.

by Clay July 9, 2004

ass dauful

A turd longer than three feet in length.

Dude, that elephant laid the hugest ass dauful I HAVE EVER SEEN!!

by Clay February 25, 2004

Bullshit

My grade on my economics midterm.

This is bullshit.

by Clay August 23, 2003

Wild Weezle

Someone who skills are particuarlly refined at a video game, especially Counter-Strike. Weezle is a play on Weasel .

"Wow, The Wild Weezle dominates this game"

by Clay June 7, 2004