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redshift

The greatest background character in underground internet history, from hacking to writing many parts of the anarchist cookbook.
"Holy shit, is that redshift?!?"
by Clay May 9, 2004
mugGet the redshiftmug.

pompanos

Im a pimp, i walk with a limp, im at pompanos eaten on shrimp. i.e. Negros such as 3-6 mafia and mike jones eat there
by clay February 13, 2005
mugGet the pompanosmug.

Seriously

"That movie was pretty good."
"Seriously."
by Clay August 23, 2003
mugGet the Seriouslymug.

Bankhead nigga

Hell no you idiot. A bankhead nigga is an African American from the Bankhead area of Atlanta, Georgia....Shawty!
by Clay May 5, 2004
mugGet the Bankhead niggamug.

flatscan

One who does not understand computers, or one who harbors a deep-rooted dislike for computers or the Internet.
From the X-Men term "flatscan", a derogatory term for non-mutants. As the mutants considered themselves the next step in human evolution, "flatscans" were those who would be left behind as the world progressed. A similar fate awaits those who dislike or cannot comprehend computers, and the cyber community adapted the term to mean non-cyber rather than non-mutant.
Flatscans generally need to call tech support for such complicated steps as opening Microsoft Word, and never remember to check their email.
by Clay January 11, 2005
mugGet the flatscanmug.

Son of a Bitch

"Dude, you were supposed to work at 3."
"Son of a Bitch."

"Dude, what happened to the rest of the beer?"
"Son of a Bitch."
by Clay December 15, 2003
mugGet the Son of a Bitchmug.

red sea pedestrian

Slang term for a follower of the Jewish faith.
Will Henderson is definitely a red sea pedestrian. Watch him light the menourah.
by Clay April 30, 2003
mugGet the red sea pedestrianmug.

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