Clay's definitions

Carding it

Term. When you have no money to but presents for other people.

"Dude, I have a dollar. I'm carding it ths year."

by Clay December 15, 2003

flatscan

One who does not understand computers, or one who harbors a deep-rooted dislike for computers or the Internet.
From the X-Men term "flatscan", a derogatory term for non-mutants. As the mutants considered themselves the next step in human evolution, "flatscans" were those who would be left behind as the world progressed. A similar fate awaits those who dislike or cannot comprehend computers, and the cyber community adapted the term to mean non-cyber rather than non-mutant.

Flatscans generally need to call tech support for such complicated steps as opening Microsoft Word, and never remember to check their email.

by Clay January 11, 2005

redshift

The greatest background character in underground internet history, from hacking to writing many parts of the anarchist cookbook.

"Holy shit, is that redshift?!?"

by Clay May 9, 2004

Boost

A friendly greeting.

"What up Boost?"

by Clay August 23, 2003

Balls-Out

Full-count at a basball game.

"Top of the 6th, shortstop Tony Smith is going Balls-Out tonight."

by Clay August 23, 2003

friends with benafits

Not a gril/boyfriend but friends who have sex.

She/He is a friend with benafits.

by Clay February 18, 2004

Son of a Bitch

Exclamation of surprise.

"Dude, you were supposed to work at 3."
"Son of a Bitch."

"Dude, what happened to the rest of the beer?"
"Son of a Bitch."

by Clay December 15, 2003