toilet music

Farting and the like while sitting on the toilet desperate to dump, and dump well...
Tom: Yo, dude I just went to take a dump, but all that came out were farts and squeaks..
Steve: Ah, you were making the toilet music, dude.
by Christophe Graham July 23, 2006
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one word IM'er

An IM'er who is annoying because every response is one word.
Example 1
ANDY: "So, how was the party last night? Was it worth going to and did it rock?"
TOM: "Yeah"
ANDY: "I hate it when you act like a one word IM'er.
Example 2
CHUCK: "So was that test hard? I heard that it was like the hardest test in the history of the world and stuff... I mean I think everyone failed it even Thomas that straight - A guy who never fails anything."
SAM: "Wack"
CHUCK: "Dude, you are such a one word IM'er."
by Christophe Graham May 11, 2006
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random braker

Someone who brakes his or her car for no apparent reason. This person could be driving in front of you, or, God help you, may be the driver of the car in which you are currently driving.
TOM: (yelling out the window of his car) Hey! What are you braking for? There's nothing in front of you! Come on! Move it!
SAM: Tom, he's just a random braker, dude. His first instinct is to brake. They suck...
by Christophe Graham July 19, 2006
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hyphenate

Fucking dildo rich folk, movie stars, or rock stars who have three fucking names instead of the one name God gave ya.
Tom: Did you see that new movie?
Sam: Which one? The one with Michael Clarke Duncan, Halley
Joel Osmet, Anthony Michael Hall, Samuel L. Jackson,
or Thomas Hayden Church?
Tom: Doesn't matter. They all can suck me off those stupid
hyphenates
by Christophe Graham July 15, 2006
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Matrix someone

To Use Extreme martial arts in a fit of anger to neutrilize an enemy.
Todd: Yo, dude. I heard you got in a fight over a chick last night.
Chris: Yeah, I beat his ass...totally Matrixed him. I needed to Matrix someone.
by Christophe Graham June 20, 2006
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hella fucked

To be screwed in the utmost...to be hella fucked.
EX 1:
Tom: Did you study for that test today?
Sam: Nah, dude. I'm hella fucked...
EX 2:
Jim: The Yanks have 3 on and none out.
Tim: Yeah, the BoSox are hella fucked, yo...
EX 3:
Eric: Dude, I just got caught with an ounce o'diesal on me.
Swin: HAHA..yer hella fucked, yo...
by Christophe Graham July 23, 2006
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habitual line stepper

One who constantly steps over "the line" whatever that line may be. This has the effect of forcing you as an observer to set him or her straight with physical force or the threat of physical force.

(from Chappelle's Show: Charlie Murphy True Hollywood Story)
RICK JAMES "Charlie Murphy!!! (punch to the head, leaving a mark)

Then Charlie Murphy proceeds to kick Rick James' ass because he's gotta check that shit so it don't happen again, forcing him to stop being a habitual line stepper.
by Christophe Graham April 14, 2006
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