| 1. | phantom braker | ||
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driver who continuously hits his brakes with absolutely nothing in front of him. May be associated with obsessive/compulsive disorder. I would have been at the titty bar an hour earlier if I could have rammed the phantom braker in front of me off the road.
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| 2. | random braker | ||
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Someone who brakes his or her car for no apparent reason. This person could be driving in front of you, or, God help you, may be the driver of the car in which you are currently driving. TOM: (yelling out the window of his car) Hey! What are you braking for? There's nothing in front of you! Come on! Move it!
SAM: Tom, he's just a random braker, dude. His first instinct is to brake. They suck... |
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| 3. | jelly bracelets | ||
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clear*what ever braker wants
pink*eat out black*sex white*flash tit's glow in the dark*sex toys yellow*make out light blue*masturbate purple*finger clear glitter*sex with porn green*play with clit silver*feel up orange*dry sex gold*suck on any part of body clear color*sex in water indigo*3 sum red*lap dance ~*clear glitter,purple,yellow,pink*~
those are my fav ones haha u want to brake one? haha |
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| 4. | suprise car | ||
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A car with no working brake lights (including the ones in the windshield too). When this car comes to a stop, it may suprise you, especially if the driver is a hard braker.
Sadly, sometimes hard braking is intentional if the driver knows his brake lights are out. If you rear end a car, you are always at fault, no matter what. I kept an eye on the suprise car infront of me, I think the shady foreigner inside was trying to get a cheap screwjob.
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| 5. | moks | ||
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(sometimes spelled "mokes") large hawaiian guyz with bigass muscles and tattoos. they hate tourists and own at least forty t shirts that say "hawai'i no'ko'oi" (hawaii is the best). haoles cannot be moks, no matter wat u heard. i am haole and even tho i live in maui, smoke lotsa weed, hate tourists, speak some pidgin, surf a lot, eat spam with every meal, own 7 pairs of rubbah slippahs, have a separate circuit braker for my rice cooker, and drive a pickup (these are all traits of mokes) i am not a moke. O shit braddah! u wen dented dat one moks truck! he gonna kick u ass alova da place now! u don foked UP brah!
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| 6. | breaker bar | ||
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A tool similiar to a wratchet but longer and with a stationary head used to loosen / tighten high torque nuts and bolts or other such fasteners. I used a breaker bar to loosen the lug nuts on the pinto
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| 7. | beerimid | ||
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a pyrimid constructed with beer cans This is the biggest beerimid I have ever seen! Hey Tim we will aline the Beerimid with the Stars.
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