Chris.G's definitions

violent agreement

When two people think they are arguing, but fail to realize they actually agree.

Ross: This arena is bigger than the old one.
Morgan: Not much bigger.
Ross: It is bigger.
Morgan: Barely, hardly enough to notice.
Ross: It's definitely bigger!
Morgan: But NOT MUCH bigger!
Chris: Uhhh, guys? You're in violent agreement.

by Chris.G July 31, 2010

powerdisking

Watching several episodes of a TV show in a row, usually from a DVD box set. This can be done over several evenings, or a marathon weekend.

I missed the first three seasons of Mad Men, so I spent the past two weekends powerdisking all the episodes in order to be up to date for the premiere of season four later this month.

by Chris.G July 7, 2010

bacorn

Popcorn popped in bacon fat.

Holly: Do you want some popcorn?
Chris: I'll do you one better! Let's take this bacon fat and pop up some bacorn!

by Chris.G November 3, 2010

noodleshafting

To go skinny dipping with the aid of a pool noodle. May include a boner, but not necessarily.

Chris decided to throw caution to the wind that warm Friday night. He stripped down to nothing, grabbed a pool noodle and jumped into the lake for some noodleshafting.

by Chris.G July 17, 2010

ham head

A condition in which celebrities' faces widen with age such that they look like a honey baked ham.

Christos: Have you seen John Travolta and Kathleen Turner? Total ham head!

Chen: I know! What about Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau? And don't forget about William Shatner... CLASSIC ham head.

by Chris.G July 23, 2010

uPhone

Borrowing someone's iPhone to use for yourself.

Reginald: What's the name of that movie with Kevin Bacon?
Tiffany: I dunno, look it up on your iPhone.
Reginald: I don't have one... but that's okay. I'll uPhone it. Hey Logan, let me use your iPhone. I need some free G.

by Chris.G May 3, 2011

Like Man

Someone who likes everything you post on Facebook. It's the Facebook equivalent to "Yes Man".

I had to unfriend Brad because he liked EVERYTHING I posted on Facebook. It got really annoying. He was a goddamned Like Man.

by Chris.G December 31, 2011