10 definitions by Chris.G

Like Man

Someone who likes everything you post on Facebook. It's the Facebook equivalent to "Yes Man".

I had to unfriend Brad because he liked EVERYTHING I posted on Facebook. It got really annoying. He was a goddamned Like Man.

by Chris.G December 29, 2011

noodleshafting

To go skinny dipping with the aid of a pool noodle. May include a boner, but not necessarily.

Chris decided to throw caution to the wind that warm Friday night. He stripped down to nothing, grabbed a pool noodle and jumped into the lake for some noodleshafting.

by Chris.G July 16, 2010

free G

Free 3G wireless service, obtained by borrowing someone's smartphone.

Chris scammed some free G from his friend Sarah by using her iPhone while she was in the bathroom.

by Chris.G April 14, 2011

violent agreement

When two people think they are arguing, but fail to realize they actually agree.

Ross: This arena is bigger than the old one.
Morgan: Not much bigger.
Ross: It is bigger.
Morgan: Barely, hardly enough to notice.
Ross: It's definitely bigger!
Morgan: But NOT MUCH bigger!
Chris: Uhhh, guys? You're in violent agreement.

by Chris.G July 31, 2010

spamku

A new form of poetry, that is similar to Haiku, but doesn't have the same 5-7-5 syllabic structure. Spamkus are made up of random sentences generated to foil email spam detectors. They consist of three unrelated phrases and must originate within spam; therefore, they're entirely computer generated poetry.

Morgan: Why do I keep getting spammed by this website?
Chris: It's cuz they're using a spamku. It confuses your anti-spam software.

Sample Spamkus:

I'm so sorry, dread woods.
Women need money editions.
Samuel Pickwick firmly and hurried into tears.

Hi, earth--one entries. Here is Spencer.
Crazy quick sex merest.
Mother of punch was even more.

I'm sure it will come off, leather-leggings dreams.
Steamy hardcore movies derbies.
Skimpin with whom the same time.

by Chris.G January 18, 2011

uPhone

Borrowing someone's iPhone to use for yourself.

Reginald: What's the name of that movie with Kevin Bacon?
Tiffany: I dunno, look it up on your iPhone.
Reginald: I don't have one... but that's okay. I'll uPhone it. Hey Logan, let me use your iPhone. I need some free G.

by Chris.G April 14, 2011

bacorn

Popcorn popped in bacon fat.

Holly: Do you want some popcorn?
Chris: I'll do you one better! Let's take this bacon fat and pop up some bacorn!

by Chris.G November 2, 2010