This is short for Hangover poo. After an enjoyable night
out and a lot of drinking, the morning after your
shit resembles something we'll all rather
not talk about. So next time you wake up hungover at someone's house, don't say you're going for a massive
in their toilet but more politely say you're just nipping
off for a HOP.
Man 1: God i'm so hungover.. Still haven't even had my HOP!
Man 2: Arhhh, i had my HOP this moring, we both know how bad they are.
Attractive Woman: What's a HOP? Please tell me! I feel left out..
Man 1 & 2: NOTHING! Don't worry about it, it's just
we both had/need.
Attractive Woman: Oh you guys are so mysterious! I like
that in a man...