Definitions by ChipmunkOnKetamine

beating a dead horse 

to continue to persue a situation that nothing is happening in.

taken from the act of whipping a horse to get it to move, even though it is dead, and aint going anywhere.

"sometimes I feel like I'm beating a dead horse"
"It's going nowhere, stop beating the dead horse"

beating a dead horse by ChipmunkOnKetamine November 7, 2009

Smash 

verb) to fuck.

to have sex hard, and violent.

noun) instant mashed potato.

I'm gonna smash you tonight

We have smash for dinner tonight.

Smash by ChipmunkOnKetamine August 5, 2009

latedolphin 

the creature that makes people late in a forum conversation.

"Guy1: have you heard TBS new album?
Guy2: I'm going to the pool later
Guy3: no
Guy1: latedolphin"

latedolphin by ChipmunkOnKetamine June 2, 2009

amalgaswear 

when one swear word just isn't enough, and you have to stick two or more together.

"oh, tittyshit, I forgot my coursework"
"that was quite an amalgaswear"

amalgaswear by ChipmunkOnKetamine February 6, 2009

pringled

when the front (or, less often, the back) wheel of a bike is bent, and therefore looks like a pringle. Usually the result of a crash.

Mike: *crash*
Frank: Gees!! Are you okay?!
Mike: yeah, but my front wheel's all pringled..

pringled by ChipmunkOnKetamine June 29, 2008

aphfgullfy 

basically a word used when something was so f*cking awesome that you dont have words to describe it. Often accompanied with a sort of blown away face

Anu: how was Muse at Wembley?
Claudes: my god it was so fucking awesome, it was aphfgullfy!!!

aphfgullfy by ChipmunkOnKetamine April 11, 2008