6 definitions by CartoonChess
(n.) An essay consisting almost solely of attributions. Arises out of having plenty of proof for little or no thesis.
I haven't got a chance on this paper. It's a quote soup of the worst kind, with a quotation in every single sentence.
by CartoonChess April 9, 2009
Marketing buzzword only rumoured to imply the combining of forces for greater productivity and mutual understanding.
Marketer: "And thus, we implement grade-A synergy."
Executive: "What the hell?"
Marketer: "Just think of it as 'pro-active' and 'think inside the circle'."
Other Marketer: "What the hell?"
Executive: "What the hell?"
Marketer: "Just think of it as 'pro-active' and 'think inside the circle'."
Other Marketer: "What the hell?"
by CartoonChess June 5, 2004
The Dude: "Why me, man?"
Brandt: "He believes the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion."
Brandt: "He believes the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion."
by CartoonChess August 23, 2008
by CartoonChess July 27, 2007
Guano mines as a source of nitrate, producing 84% of the world's supply of fertilizer, a $1.4 billion industry.
by CartoonChess July 22, 2004
The act of placing your hands outstretch from either side of your head and making a peace sign that bends up and down within the fingers while using a corporate buzzword.
Sarcastic Employee: "Well, that's very AIR QUOTE LEFT pro-active AIR QUOTE RIGHT of you."
Ubiquitous Marketer: "See synergy."
Ubiquitous Marketer: "See synergy."
by CartoonChess June 5, 2004