6 definitions by CaptainJabbin

comommentary

Constant Mom commentary. When Mom continuously comments about a TV show and totally prevents enjoying the show.

I was really enjoying SNL but the comommentary from Mom made it unwatchable around her.

by CaptainJabbin April 16, 2017

tater toture

When you can see or smell tater tots but can't eat one.

Jim sent me a picture of his tater tots for breakfast. It was pure tater toture because I couldn't have a tot.

by CaptainJabbin November 19, 2016

dick me up

When someone is bummed and needs some deep dicking to feel better. May involve opening up a dick in a jar

Jenna had a rough week at work and crashed her car. She needs a dick me up.

by CaptainJabbin November 19, 2015

Pandemically permitting

Condition based on a pandemic that is placed on future plans. The condition is outside anyone's control. Similar to weather permitting

I will see you at the concert next month, pandemically permitting

by CaptainJabbin March 16, 2020

man-baleen

A mustache. Just like baleen whales use hairs to trap food, man-baleen can also be used for that purpose. See soup strainer

That guy grows a great strip of man-baleen.

by CaptainJabbin March 17, 2018

Taco beard

1. A beard so covered in taco juice that all the beard owner can smell is taco.

2. A beard that belongs to a man who just went down on a girl's bearded taco

After eating a super juicy taco, Brendan pulled his mask over his face and said "All I can smell is taco, I've got Taco Beard!"

by CaptainJabbin February 26, 2021