Definitions by CaptainEntendre

clean the tuna bowl 

To douche (like they talk about in all the summer's eve commercials)

Mary Jane thought she might get some from Bubba Ray tonight, so she went inside to clean the tuna bowl before her date.

clean the tuna bowl by CaptainEntendre September 22, 2006

counter-whacking 

Masterbating with your off-hand to counteract the curve effect obtained from years of jerking it with your primary hand.

After getting totally drunk one night, David explained the concept of counter-whacking.

counter-whacking by CaptainEntendre August 2, 2006

brokeback horizontal tango 

Making love, brokeback mountain style, wearing a saddle.

Thornton and his uncle got together for a little Brokeback Horizontal Tango.

brokeback horizontal tango by CaptainEntendre June 17, 2006

circumcision 

When a male is born, his penis is wearing a little turtleneck. Circumcision is the process of pulling the "collar" up and snipping it right off, so that it wears less like a turtleneck and more like a comfortable T-shirt. Also aids in taking a piss because one won't piss all over oneself, or someone at an adjacent urinal.

The doctor took little johnny to the room for his circumcision.

circumcision by CaptainEntendre June 15, 2006

progasm 

Technical term for feeling of euphoria when a solution is found to a particularly difficult computer software problem.

Robert had a progasm when he found the bug in his code one week from deadline.

progasm by CaptainEntendre May 15, 2006