strumpet

A woman prostitute.

Shut up, strumpet, just put it in your mouth.... ahh that's better.

by Captain June 27, 2003

hooptie

Not just an old american rust bucket P.O.S. car, but any ride that is slightly lees than pimp. A hooptie is any vehicle which was once nice in its heyday, but is now past its prime. Hooptie is a statement of pride, not deragatory in any way.

Man, that old boat is ridiculous! Its the hooptiest thing on the lake!

by Captain May 26, 2004

Benis

One's stomach, tummy, abdominal area

Urg, my benis hurts.
Dude, that fucker just punched me in the benis!
(pronounced bee-niss)

by Captain June 26, 2003

Benis

(pronounced bee-niss)
One's stomach/tummy.

I ate too much dog food, and now my benis hurts.

by Captain June 26, 2003

noop

Cunt, vagina, female genetalia

He thrust his cock into my noop.

by Captain June 27, 2003

ziffed

forgotten or otherwise left behind.

"I waited for them for a hour. They ziffed me again."

by Captain April 23, 2005

gotsta

have got to

I've gotsta go service your mother!

by Captain June 27, 2003