Cappy1's definitions

Eight Inches

1) Size of a large penis.

2) Size penis that most porn stars have give or take a few centimeters.

"Dude, I made her gag on eight inches last night!"

by Cappy1 June 17, 2004

foreskin

the skin that covers your knob when its soft and moves back when you get a hardon.

The foreskin was covering my limp dick!

by Cappy1 June 8, 2004

dick sleeve

Foreskin.

My dick head is really sensitive because I still got my dick sleeve!

by Cappy1 July 13, 2010

guche

Area inbetween a man's scrotal sack and anus.

Your guche is probably the most sweaty part of the body.

by Cappy1 May 7, 2005

MAC machine

1. MAC is an Acronym for Money Access Center. The machine is redundant as it is in ATM machine.

2. Common term for ATM used in northeastern states and metropolitan areas.

Hey man I need to make a stop at the MAC machine before we hit up this strip club.

by Cappy1 June 15, 2004

Skinning it back

Masturbation.

I spent the whole day waisting time skinning it back when I coulda been getting laid!

by Cappy1 October 17, 2008

Clitoris Rex

Very small dinosaur that inhabited the vulva mounds during the jurassic period. Though no direct evidence of it's existance has ever been documented, it is widely speculated to be a close relative of the larger Penisourus. This carnivorous dinosour was protected by an elastic sheath called the clit hood. It is assumed that the Clitoris Rex emerges from it's hood only when feeding. It's diet consisted of direct penile, finger and tounge stimulation.

"Did you hear about that guy who discovered evedence of the Clitoris Rex?"

"Man, don't you know that thing is a myth. The clit is about as real as dragons and unicorns."

by Cappy1 May 7, 2005