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1. An intertwining of 2 or more naked bodies.
2. A naked pose that only an incredibly flexible female gymnast can sustain.
2. A naked pose that only an incredibly flexible female gymnast can sustain.
1. Upon returning from fetching a drink in the kitchen I discovered three fine females entwined in a FleshPretzel on my bed....AWESOME!
2. See that thing she's doing with her legs behind her ears? That's a FleshPretzel...uh huh!
2. See that thing she's doing with her legs behind her ears? That's a FleshPretzel...uh huh!
by CapTim January 25, 2008
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A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.
A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.
The fantasy Jim had been having involving Angelina Jolie, a desert island and a sack of viagra was completely nullified when he walked past his contreceptionist's desk.
by CapTim January 25, 2008
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Bobby has not been pulling his weight recently so as his boss I sent him a textslap via company email.
by CapTim June 29, 2009
Get the textslap mug.A short story writing technique that uses the absolute minimum amount of written words to support and convey maximum meaning.
The word stems from a portmanteau of the words "skeleton" and "text", where the 'skeleton' is the minimum amount of support a human body needs, and 'text' referencing the written format.
The word stems from a portmanteau of the words "skeleton" and "text", where the 'skeleton' is the minimum amount of support a human body needs, and 'text' referencing the written format.
Have you read those Jimmy TwoTone stories yet? It's as if entire story has been stripped-down to a skeleton made purely out of words; I believe it's called "skeletext".
by CapTim May 22, 2009
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Both technologies are not known for their exciting driving characteristics, so essentially a diesel / electric hybrid is where traditional (petrol-driven) performance motoring goes to die.
Both technologies are not known for their exciting driving characteristics, so essentially a diesel / electric hybrid is where traditional (petrol-driven) performance motoring goes to die.
Man, if they continue developing diebrids they'll take all the joy out of motoring... it's enough to make any petrolhead sick to the stomach.
by CapTim January 7, 2010
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A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.
A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.
The fantasy Jim had been having involving Angelina Jolie, a desert island and a sack of viagra was completely nullified when he walked past his contraceptionist's desk.
by CapTim January 25, 2008
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A: having sex with someone way out of your league.
B: having just had the best sex of your life up to that point.
A: having sex with someone way out of your league.
B: having just had the best sex of your life up to that point.
Man, the house could have been burning down and I wouldn't have given a damn. I was too busy basking in the aftergloat.
by CapTim February 19, 2008
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