Definitions by CapTim

participaste 

To participate in an online discussion by only using copy 'n pasted information from similar discussions found on the internet.

In order to be taken seriously in this debate you'll have to do more than just participaste.

participaste by CapTim February 24, 2009

philostopher 

Someone who attempts (often to impress members of the opposite sex/colleagues) to play the role of sophisticated philosopher, but instead ends up becoming lost up his/her own ass, due to being completely out of their depth...

Johnny over there revealed himself to be a true philostopher when he attempted to explain how quantum theory relates to religion. We realized this when he referred to quantum as "something to do with, you know, maths. And stuff".

philostopher by CapTim January 4, 2009

poop snooker 

Anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop snookered

Hey baby, you down for some poop snooker tonight?

poop snooker by CapTim December 9, 2008

fwrists

The absence of a defined wrist on a person - whereby the forearm of the arm merges directly into the hand. The forearm appears to replace the wrist - hence the term "fwrists".

Very similar to cankles, except on the arms instead of the legs.

Damn that chick's got some huge forearms - LOOK! She's got fwrists!

fwrists by CapTim May 21, 2008

tosswaddler

A bloated, self-important and self-absorbed chump, usually disturbingly overweight and obsessed with masturbation.

Stems from tosser and waddler.

GuyA: See that guy over there?

GuyB: That obese guy following that hot chick around?

GuyA: yeah, the guy playing pocket pool...

GuyB: What a tosswaddler!

tosswaddler by CapTim April 15, 2008

ludder 

A combination of an uncomfortable (and often ironic) laugh, and a shudder.

I luddered when Mandy told me that her balls were on fire . (Purely 'cos she is so manly that she might *just* actually have a pair... and that's something I REALLY don't want to think about.)

ludder by CapTim March 28, 2008

speedophile 

A: Someone who has an unnatural penchant for wearing Speedo style swimming trunks. Usually resulting in them looking rather dodgy.

B: Someone with a large collection of Speedo style swimming trunks.

A:

Guy1: See that guy over there?
Guy2: The one with the handlebar mustache and the supertight Speedo?
Guy1: Ya! Creeepy!
Guy2: Damn, he looks like a Speedophile!

B:

Guy1: Damn! That creep has a different color Speedo for each day of the week!
Guy2: Damn speedophile!

speedophile by CapTim March 7, 2008