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participaster

A person who's participation in online discussions comprises purely of copy 'n pasted opinion from other similar forums.
I thought John was making more valid points than usual in our online debate, but then I realized he was just a participaster.
by CapTim February 24, 2009
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textslap

A non-verbal chiding or tirade usually delivered via email or sms, often used to re-invigorate or re-align the recipient.
Bobby has not been pulling his weight recently so as his boss I sent him a textslap via company email.
by CapTim June 29, 2009
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fwrists

The absence of a defined wrist on a person - whereby the forearm of the arm merges directly into the hand. The forearm appears to replace the wrist - hence the term "fwrists".

Very similar to cankles, except on the arms instead of the legs.
Damn that chick's got some huge forearms - LOOK! She's got fwrists!
by CapTim May 21, 2008
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compenisation

When someone does something/buys something/acts in a certain way in order to compensate for a small penis.
Guy A: See that short balding guy with the Ferrari? Yeah, I bet he's compensating for something...

Guy B: That's a great example of compenisation right there.
by CapTim August 25, 2009
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hidea

A brainwave that hits you when completely intoxicated. Particularly prevalent in the advertising industry.
After my seventh gram of Columbian marching powder I had some seriously awesome hideas for the development of the new campaign!
by CapTim December 24, 2007
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Diebrid

A combination of "diesel" and "hybrid"; referring to an upcoming trend amongst fuel-economy obsessed auto manufacturers of creating hybrid diesel / electric drivetrains.

Both technologies are not known for their exciting driving characteristics, so essentially a diesel / electric hybrid is where traditional (petrol-driven) performance motoring goes to die.
Man, if they continue developing diebrids they'll take all the joy out of motoring... it's enough to make any petrolhead sick to the stomach.
by CapTim January 7, 2010
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choreplay

Foreplay that is not performed out of enjoyment, but rather out of a sense of duty (or entitlement).
I just wanted to get my game on... the last thing I wanted to do was get caught up in choreplay, but damn, she was so demanding.
by CapTim January 29, 2008
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