CapTim's definitions

participaster

A person who's participation in online discussions comprises purely of copy 'n pasted opinion from other similar forums.

I thought John was making more valid points than usual in our online debate, but then I realized he was just a participaster.

by CapTim February 24, 2009

fwrists

The absence of a defined wrist on a person - whereby the forearm of the arm merges directly into the hand. The forearm appears to replace the wrist - hence the term "fwrists".

Very similar to cankles, except on the arms instead of the legs.

Damn that chick's got some huge forearms - LOOK! She's got fwrists!

by CapTim May 21, 2008

hidea

A brainwave that hits you when completely intoxicated. Particularly prevalent in the advertising industry.

After my seventh gram of Columbian marching powder I had some seriously awesome hideas for the development of the new campaign!

by CapTim December 24, 2007

pheNomNomenal

When food is so delicious it surpasses phenomenal status and is termed pheNomNomenal, as a result of the multiple noms it induces.

This cheese burger is phenomenal... no wait! It's pheNomNomenal! Nom! Nom!

by CapTim June 29, 2009

poop snooker

Anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop snookered

Hey baby, you down for some poop snooker tonight?

by CapTim December 9, 2008

whoredition

An audition for a role in a film/play/band that is not based on the quality of actual performance, but rather on the quality of sexual favors provided to secure said role.

Jamie's such a hottie that we allowed her to whoredition for the band, even though everyone knows she can't sing to save her soul.

by CapTim March 18, 2009

choreplay

Foreplay that is not performed out of enjoyment, but rather out of a sense of duty (or entitlement).

I just wanted to get my game on... the last thing I wanted to do was get caught up in choreplay, but damn, she was so demanding.

by CapTim January 29, 2008