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sbd

A sea-borne dive bomber of World War II, the Douglas SBD Dauntless. The SBD was the Navy's main dive bomber in the first two years of the war. SBDs sank all four Japanese at the Battle of Midway in 1942. Pilots often called their plains "Slow but Deadly."

A silent but deadly fart. A foul-smelling tile peeler eased into play without a peep. This is the favorite fart of the prim and proper lady, and is useful at lady's clubs, in elevators, in streetcars, and in church.
Swede Vejtasa was an SBD Dauntless pilot in World War II. He shot down seven planes in one day in 1942.

Melissa let an SBD right next to the punch bowl at the church bazaar.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007
mugGet the sbdmug.

Junior Moon

The final score in a game of Hearts when one person has the Queen of Spades and 12 of the 13 hearts. This score counts as 25 points against the poor schlemiel.
Maeve nailed a Junior Moon four times, thereby losing the Hearts game.
The Junior Moon is always a cause of much sneering, heckling, and ribbing.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 1, 2008
mugGet the Junior Moonmug.

Sissy

A male person who wants to vote for Quean Hillary.

A male person who wants Quean Hillary to tell him what to do and when to do it, and how much money to pay in taxes to support mexicans and colored guys.

A male person who wants Quean Hillary to make his children wards of the state.
Trent is a big sissy. He wants Quean Hillary to be president. He wants her to tell him when he may wipe is arse. He wants his kids to be wards of the state and raised in a Quean Hillary Village.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2008
mugGet the Sissymug.

boofa

A Portagee word for fart or binderfender.
Ooh, man, Joao made a big boofa in the movie house.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
mugGet the boofamug.

oxymoron

Two words with disparate meanings, used together to form a nonsensical phrase.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 26, 2005
mugGet the oxymoronmug.

Binderfender

An audible fart. An expulsion of waste gaseous hydrocarbons from the anus, accompanied by an audible roar or blatt, discernable by even the hearing impaired.
Miss Chalmers entertained the Ladies' Sewing Circle by blowing a raucous binderfender.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 18, 2005
mugGet the Binderfendermug.

Tap your Log

To beat your pud. That thing that faggots do in a group on Saturday afternoons in the park.
Percival and Lemony agree that the park is a fine place to tap your log.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 23, 2007
mugGet the Tap your Logmug.

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