mun

A Pachuco, a worthless member of a street gang.

Raymond is a putrid mun.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005

bugger

To sodomize someone.

There once was a man from Belair
Who tried to bugger a bear.
But the beast was a brute
Who struck out at his root
Leaving nothing but testes and hair.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Woof!

Word used by countless ignorant peckerwoods to refer to a wolf.

Hot damn, Lem, they's a Woof down there in the holler.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

prarie oyster

A Prairie Oyster is a bull testicle battered and fried. A delicacy enjoyed by many, popularly served in bars and at rural festivals.

Compare with Rocky Mountain Oysters and bull fries.

McGurk serves Prairie Oysters in his bar every Saturday.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 26, 2005

step on a frog

A polite excuse for blasting a fart.

Compare with step on a duck.

POOOOT! Oh, excuse me ladies, I just stepped on a frog.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 13, 2005

automatic

A type of automobile transmission used by old granny ladies, girlie girls, girlie men, and sissy boys.

You can spot cars with automatic transmissions as you drive on any road. The drivers step on the brakes for random cosmic events. If they see a fuzz, they step on the brakes. If they see a car pull up to a side street, they step on the brakes. If they come to an intersection, they step on the brakes. If they see a crow, they step on the brakes.

The repeated brake lights warn all stick shift drivers that a totally incompetent "driver" is operating the car.

No man with any self respect would ever drive a car with an automatic transmission.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005

beer

A beverage that can not be purchased, but only rented.

As Jimmy Jack headed for the can, he told his buddy, "Watch my beer, Ermal. I'm goin' to pay my rent."

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006