Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

oxymoron

Two words with disparate meanings, used together to form a nonsensical phrase.

Utah Jazz.

Military Intelligence.

Microsoft Code.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 26, 2005

tile peeler

A vile and mephitic fart. A fart that stinks so badly, it will clear out a smoke-filled pool hall. Downright nasty fart.

Melissa fired off a tile peeler in church, proving the Confucian adage, "Lady who fart in church sit in own pew."

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

PETA

1. A group of hippocrites who will never hesitate to pour paint on a rich lady's fur coat, but will never in a million years pour paint on a biker's leather jacket.

2. A group of mush wimp clowns who, living in the traditions, safety, and blessings of a Christian nation, subscribes to Hindu reincarnation nonsense about cows being ex-humans.

Listen up, PETA punk: Meat is NOT murder, and that cow is NOT my grandma. Pour paint on MY leathers and I'll ram a wiener dog up yer backside!

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

BA

A Bare Ass, exposed as a taunt or an insult. A moon.

Lenny dropped trou and hung BA in the library.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

ball walk

A walk taken by a guy with no pants on, with the intent to be offensive.

Malcom dropped trou and took a ball walk around the Quad.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

dangle dance

An impromptu dance performed by a gentleman with no pants on.

Mike dropped trou and did a dangle dance in front of the beauty salon.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

trots

Loose bowels. The drizzy shits.

Braughton got the trots at her office this morning and didn't make it to the can.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005