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by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
Get the boofa mug.The violent ejection of an obnoxious slob from a saloon. The bum's rush is performed by a bouncer.
You must NEVER say "bum's rush" in the presence of a white liberal. She will surely be offended! Instead, you must always say "Homeless Person's Manditory Egression." Then the white liberal won't be offended at all.
You must NEVER say "bum's rush" in the presence of a white liberal. She will surely be offended! Instead, you must always say "Homeless Person's Manditory Egression." Then the white liberal won't be offended at all.
I was sitting in the No Name Bar in Sausalito, wearing an IDJ. With me were two young ladies wearing see-through tops. The bouncer ordered me to leave because I was wearing an offensive garment. I looked at my companions, then asked the bouncer, "Can I stay if I grow tits?" The bouncer gave me the bum's rush.
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Get the beer mug.1. To bump someone off.
2. A slimey substance worn in the hair of Pachucos.
3. The binding element of a Duck Ass haircut.
2. A slimey substance worn in the hair of Pachucos.
3. The binding element of a Duck Ass haircut.
1. Vinnie the Wop didn't pay my bag man. Go grease him.
2. Oooh, look at that Pachuco! His hair has so much grease in it! I think I'm falling in love!
3. Elvis Presley knew just how much grease to put in his hair.
2. Oooh, look at that Pachuco! His hair has so much grease in it! I think I'm falling in love!
3. Elvis Presley knew just how much grease to put in his hair.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005
Get the grease mug.What working stiffs do to their guns and their religion. We know this is true because that limp-wristed liberal stove lid, Barack O'Bama, AKA the Irish Jig, told us so.
That Irish Jig O'Bama says we working stiffs cling to our guns and our religion because we are too stupid and ignorant to be limp-wristed liberals. Actually, we cling to our guns and our religion because we are too smart to be limp-wristed liberals.
I'm not going to that dumb-ass liberal meeting. They won't let me cling to my gun in there.
I'm not going to that dumb-ass liberal meeting. They won't let me cling to my gun in there.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2008
Get the Cling mug.An ass gasket. A paper toilet seat cover commonly found in public restrooms.
This expression has been common since at least the 1950s, and cold be older.
This expression has been common since at least the 1950s, and cold be older.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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