172 definitions by Cap'n Bullmoose
All good effeminate liberals call bums homeless. By doing this, they can can whine, "Oh, let's all help the homeless," just like the people of San Francisco. They said let's build homes and put all the homeless people inside them. Then nobody will be homeless. Ooh, aren't we good liberals? Barack O'Bama will love us!
So the liberals built homes. Then they went out on the streets and collected all the bums and put them in the homes. See, no more homeless!
Now, the San Francisco coppers have discovered that all those people on the streets who piss on the sidewalk and shit in the gutter and throw muscatel bottles on your front porch have addresses. They aren't homeless.
See, aren't those San Francisco liberals nice? They've spent over 100 million taxpayer dollars, but there are no more homeless people in San Francisco!
Just bums.
So the liberals built homes. Then they went out on the streets and collected all the bums and put them in the homes. See, no more homeless!
Now, the San Francisco coppers have discovered that all those people on the streets who piss on the sidewalk and shit in the gutter and throw muscatel bottles on your front porch have addresses. They aren't homeless.
See, aren't those San Francisco liberals nice? They've spent over 100 million taxpayer dollars, but there are no more homeless people in San Francisco!
Just bums.
by Cap'n Bullmoose August 21, 2008
1. To bump someone off.
2. A slimey substance worn in the hair of Pachucos.
3. The binding element of a Duck Ass haircut.
2. A slimey substance worn in the hair of Pachucos.
3. The binding element of a Duck Ass haircut.
1. Vinnie the Wop didn't pay my bag man. Go grease him.
2. Oooh, look at that Pachuco! His hair has so much grease in it! I think I'm falling in love!
3. Elvis Presley knew just how much grease to put in his hair.
2. Oooh, look at that Pachuco! His hair has so much grease in it! I think I'm falling in love!
3. Elvis Presley knew just how much grease to put in his hair.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 13, 2005
An extremely officious and bossy person.
A boss who cares more for rules than performance.
A person whose presence is as welcom as a stuck turd.
A boss who cares more for rules than performance.
A person whose presence is as welcom as a stuck turd.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 6, 2005
Judy let a great big chogie in class today.
I'm going to chogie on down to the Piggly Wiggly and get a pack of smokes.
I'm going to chogie on down to the Piggly Wiggly and get a pack of smokes.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005