53 definitions by CallumFoster

Boguseum

A boguseum is a museum that holds main collections of things that are novel or considered strange, like; Pencils, or french fries. They are more or less outlets of goo-gars.

The golf-ball museum? isn't that an obscure boguseum?

by CallumFoster May 24, 2020

Christmess

The mess that Christmas brings, be it; discarded wrapping or Christmas dinner plates and cutlery.

The only problem with Christmas is all the christmess that needs tidying up after dinner.

by CallumFoster December 23, 2019

Beefst

A beefst is someone who is both well built (beast) and very wide (fat)

The bouncer to the left of the night club is a twig, but the one on the right is a beefst.

by CallumFoster February 13, 2020

Lomorrow

Lomorrow simply means later or tomorrow. This can be used to offer as a deadline for something, or as a way to sign off a chat with someone of another time zone.

Well it's 19:00pm your time and its 01:00am mine, so I'll see you lomorrow; that's tomorrow for you and later for me.

by CallumFoster April 17, 2020

Beyondever

The span of time you and your partner promise to love each other, because forever is just too short.

Even after forever passes us by, I'll love you, because I love you beyondever.

by CallumFoster February 13, 2020

Sloading

Sloading is the slow buffering your computer or electronic device can go through, when the connection is bad.

I guess we won't get to youtube for another five minutes, it's sloading like crazy.

by CallumFoster January 29, 2021

Jesterfy

Adding the phrase 'Just kidding' or 'Jokes' after something is said to reinfore the last stated thing, was to be taken only in jest.

I made a remark about my cousin's mole and a hockey puck, of course i then felt obliged to jesterfy it with; 'I'm just kidding mate.'

by CallumFoster January 8, 2020