Callum's definitions

boofage

To butt-fuck multiple times, ie plural.

Aww that was some damn fine boofage (spunks up her ass)...

by Callum May 25, 2003

scuba steve

1. someone who fails chemistry on a daily basis.
2. Who who sails the 7 seas and then shits in your toilet.
3. One horny kid who wants Ms. Zatta's ass.

If I dont study, I might become a scuba steve!

by Callum January 9, 2005

turbo shandy

also known as a power shandy, see above :)

by Callum May 23, 2003

biffster

spliff,bud,green cronic.all the same, god's gift to man kind

I was chilling at my crib smoking some biffster,and enjoying the good life!

by callum June 22, 2004

chava

Translation in gypsy is stupid.

Chavas are complete scum and if they are seen should be burned at the stake or if fire is not available use any other way e.g. gun, large bat or plank with rusty nail.

The typical scum that live on street corners.

by Callum April 4, 2005

smartprice

asda cheap brand student food, the daddy of all.

smartprice noodles 8p

by Callum November 24, 2004

zig

A replacement for the word 'thing'. First used in cult video game 'Zero Wing' and video 'All Your Base Are Belong To Us

L337 d00d: Capture every zig!

by Callum September 27, 2005