smartprice 

asda cheap brand student food, the daddy of all.

smartprice noodles 8p

smartprice by Callum November 24, 2004

Smart Price Beans 

Lowest common denominator - Defined during some verbal exchanges amoung young professionals as being the easiest, lowest or least intellectual retort during a jokingly heated verbal exchange and can also often referred to as the "smart price tin of beans"

Glen: "That's it Smiffy, as always go for the lowest common denominator"
Smiffy: "*mocking hand action* blah blah blah, lowest common denominator as always you opt for your asda smart price beans comment when you have nothing more to say"
Glen: "typical Smiffy"

Smart Price Beans by miffysa July 13, 2010

SmartFriend 

Bullshit made by HP that charges you $100 to do whatever the hell they want to your PC.

Hobo 1: Bro i called Smartfriend because my hp notebook sucks ass, i paid $100 for nothing. Those fags.

Hobo 2: haha bitch

SmartFriend by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 18, 2023