by loulou5 September 3, 2008
(n). One who drones on and on about his/her problems; a non-listener, talks loudly and fast, often very opinionated.
At the cocktail party, the talking ass monkey told me everything I never wanted to know. "What are you, some kind of arrogant talking ass monkey?"
by Dave Hultgren February 24, 2004
A Person in Jenison Michigan that don't know what they are talking about. When they post on CL. So they use big words name call every body. Never back up their mouth with any facts
by Walker Michigan May 5, 2009
by Dr Bunnygirl March 13, 2021
It happens when you ask someone as question and they have no idea what the answer is, so they start talking out of their ass, also known as AT. Usually it happens when someone is trying to sell you something in China. It can also come in the form of unwanted advice. Ass Talk is usually annoying, but once you recognize that you are hearing it, it is very funny.
me: "Mr. Wang, is this bag you are selling me real or fake?"
Mr. Wang: "Bag real, that why you are buying it in my super lame store for a discounted price, and not in the real store. I know manufacturer. My quality best."
Me: "well the price is kind of high, I bought the same one in a shop next door."
Mr. Wang: "Not same quality. You buy no good, me sell you best product low price.
My wife: "this guy is just spitting ass talk. Lets get out of here!"
Mr. Wang: "Bag real, that why you are buying it in my super lame store for a discounted price, and not in the real store. I know manufacturer. My quality best."
Me: "well the price is kind of high, I bought the same one in a shop next door."
Mr. Wang: "Not same quality. You buy no good, me sell you best product low price.
My wife: "this guy is just spitting ass talk. Lets get out of here!"
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