12 definitions by CT Vigilante
A nasty looking pussy.
The typical ones look like somebody stuffed a handful of sliced roast beef into her hole.
Sloppy pussies can benefit humanity, however. If the owner of the pussy is an organ donor, the extra skin can easliy be fabricated into replacement ears for burn victims.
The typical ones look like somebody stuffed a handful of sliced roast beef into her hole.
Sloppy pussies can benefit humanity, however. If the owner of the pussy is an organ donor, the extra skin can easliy be fabricated into replacement ears for burn victims.
by CT Vigilante July 4, 2006
A nasty looking pussy.
The typical ones look like somebody stuffed a handful of sliced roast beef into her hole.
Sloppy pussies can benefit humanity, however. If the owner of the pussy is an organ donor, the extra skin can easliy be fabricated into replacement ears for burn victims.
The typical ones look like somebody stuffed a handful of sliced roast beef into her hole.
Sloppy pussies can benefit humanity, however. If the owner of the pussy is an organ donor, the extra skin can easliy be fabricated into replacement ears for burn victims.
by CT Vigilante May 29, 2006
A state run program that, despite it's official charter of protecting children, protects abusive women.
They openly discriminate against fathers and have probably killed more children they've "claimed" to have helped.
Their formula is simple:
Mommy= Innocent victim who always tells the truth.
Daddy= Evil person who always lies.
Child= Insignificant.
They openly discriminate against fathers and have probably killed more children they've "claimed" to have helped.
Their formula is simple:
Mommy= Innocent victim who always tells the truth.
Daddy= Evil person who always lies.
Child= Insignificant.
Steve: Hey Bob, what happened when you called DCF about your ex-wife dying cigarettes out on your daughter?
Bob: They said, over and over, that I wasn't mandated to make a referral. Then they said I was a jealous ex-husband and everything in her home was "appropriate". I had to bring her back to her mother. They also said I shouldn't have visitation rights.
Bob: They said, over and over, that I wasn't mandated to make a referral. Then they said I was a jealous ex-husband and everything in her home was "appropriate". I had to bring her back to her mother. They also said I shouldn't have visitation rights.
by CT Vigilante May 27, 2006
We had TomKat and Bennifer, now we have Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump.
Why don't you two just screw and get it over with.
Rosie can run her fingers through his hairpiece and Donald can roll her in flour and go for the wet spot.
Boy...there's a pay per-view made in HELL, eh?
Why don't you two just screw and get it over with.
Rosie can run her fingers through his hairpiece and Donald can roll her in flour and go for the wet spot.
Boy...there's a pay per-view made in HELL, eh?
by CT Vigilante March 18, 2007
by CT Vigilante June 3, 2006
A descriptive term for an expensive vehicle owned by a man, said by a woman who has a pussy so big you could fit a car in it.
Woman:(sarcastic) Hey, nice penis extension you've got there!
Man: STFU and spread your legs so I can park, it's starting to rain!
Man: STFU and spread your legs so I can park, it's starting to rain!
by CT Vigilante May 27, 2006
Hilarious variation of the word dork.
A rude, obnoxious, self-righteous and sexist female.
Describes a pseudo-woman (often spelled w-o-m-y-n by the mentally challenged) who espouses the views of pseudo-feminist Andrea Dworkin, which essentially states that all heterosexual sex is rape, men are evil, all women are victims...ad nauseam.
A dwork's primary message is: "I hate ALL men and my hate is the prettiest hate on Earth."
A dwork's mission goal is self-justification, the destruction of heterosexual relationships and lesbian recruitment through hatred, mistrust, jealousy and animosity. Their ultimate goal (Final Solution) is gendercide.
Dworks are commonly referred to in the heterosexual community as "the after-birth of the feminist movement."
In reality, dworks do little more than damage the image and causes of REAL feminists and REAL lesbians.
Which sucks because the real ones are pretty cool.
A rude, obnoxious, self-righteous and sexist female.
Describes a pseudo-woman (often spelled w-o-m-y-n by the mentally challenged) who espouses the views of pseudo-feminist Andrea Dworkin, which essentially states that all heterosexual sex is rape, men are evil, all women are victims...ad nauseam.
A dwork's primary message is: "I hate ALL men and my hate is the prettiest hate on Earth."
A dwork's mission goal is self-justification, the destruction of heterosexual relationships and lesbian recruitment through hatred, mistrust, jealousy and animosity. Their ultimate goal (Final Solution) is gendercide.
Dworks are commonly referred to in the heterosexual community as "the after-birth of the feminist movement."
In reality, dworks do little more than damage the image and causes of REAL feminists and REAL lesbians.
Which sucks because the real ones are pretty cool.
Dwork: Hegemony, blah,blah. Oppression, blah, blah. Romance is when the rapist bothers to buy a bottle of wine...that's why I eat pussy!
Men: Like we didn't see that coming! What a total fucking dwork! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Men: Like we didn't see that coming! What a total fucking dwork! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
by CT Vigilante July 4, 2006