CS's definitions

Sod's Law

The most incredulous of odds in the most annoying of circumstances

'We'll starve to death' squealed Jenni surveying the vast wilderness around her

'No probs' said Dan suavely, 'I just found these cans of beans behind this tree'

'Phew' excalmed Jenni with relief 'Did we pack a can opener??'

...'DOH!'

oh bugger.

by CS June 25, 2003

cretin

The next level below a fool.

"Fuck off you cretin! You're just a waste of space!"

by CS January 10, 2004

sacked

To dump or be dumped in an un-amicable way (usually coz the person getting sacked has been caught out for being a slapper or manwhore).

"Nah, I'm not seein Tara no more, she's been sacked for sleepin with my cousin."

by CS January 8, 2004

jakha

a feeling of frustration and confusion

Jeff experienced much jakha when he walked in on his girlfriend sucking another man

by Cs December 4, 2003

back off

Reference to a female's butt when she's got a fine, ample behind (when a girl's got 'back').

"Dat gal had one fine back off!"

by CS January 8, 2004

joob

a jewish noob
(see noob)

i pwnd j00 joob hahaha

by cs October 20, 2003

dim

Someone not very bright.

"What a dim fool."

by CS January 8, 2004