CS's definitions

Sod's Law

The most incredulous of odds in the most annoying of circumstances

'We'll starve to death' squealed Jenni surveying the vast wilderness around her

'No probs' said Dan suavely, 'I just found these cans of beans behind this tree'

'Phew' excalmed Jenni with relief 'Did we pack a can opener??'

...'DOH!'

oh bugger.

by CS June 25, 2003

huey lewis

Not a diety, but still worshipped by many

All the Lewisites went to the temple...

by CS December 11, 2003

saddlebags

an old lady who is getting fucked by a younger guy

dude 1:yea my gf gave me good head last nite
dude 2:so did mine
dude 1: shes 96 fuckin years old, thats nasty to get head from a saddlebag

by CS March 11, 2005

cretin

The next level below a fool.

"Fuck off you cretin! You're just a waste of space!"

by CS January 10, 2004

Simple Plan

gay really gay, i need 20 letters

man their gay yet again i need 20 letters

by CS March 11, 2005

dim

Someone not very bright.

"What a dim fool."

by CS January 8, 2004

back off

Reference to a female's butt when she's got a fine, ample behind (when a girl's got 'back').

"Dat gal had one fine back off!"

by CS January 8, 2004