CS's definitions

cretin

The next level below a fool.

"Fuck off you cretin! You're just a waste of space!"

by CS January 10, 2004

Sod's Law

The most incredulous of odds in the most annoying of circumstances

'We'll starve to death' squealed Jenni surveying the vast wilderness around her

'No probs' said Dan suavely, 'I just found these cans of beans behind this tree'

'Phew' excalmed Jenni with relief 'Did we pack a can opener??'

...'DOH!'

oh bugger.

by CS June 25, 2003

decepticon

A highly deceptive individual.

"I know you're fucking lying you decepticon!"

by CS January 10, 2004

sacked

To dump or be dumped in an un-amicable way (usually coz the person getting sacked has been caught out for being a slapper or manwhore).

"Nah, I'm not seein Tara no more, she's been sacked for sleepin with my cousin."

by CS January 8, 2004

Scissor Kiss

The act of two females having their legs entwined in such a manner that both vaginas rub together, appearing much like two open pair of scissors.

"A scissor kiss party is the natural culmination of any all-girl sleepover."

by CS October 6, 2003

jakha

a feeling of frustration and confusion

Jeff experienced much jakha when he walked in on his girlfriend sucking another man

by Cs December 4, 2003

joob

a jewish noob
(see noob)

i pwnd j00 joob hahaha

by cs October 20, 2003