C's definitions

cones are out

cones are out (euph). ie, only one
lane in use. ragweek. (cf. period)

Man 1: What's wrong with him?
Man 2: Cones are out.
Man 1: Poor sod.

by C February 24, 2004

Måns

Man who uses difficult word's like "constitution" at the wrong places

"That man is a legend, he does not exist... he's a... constitution."

by C February 4, 2004

god

the hottest engineer, programmer, physicist, artist, and mathematician this universe has yet to achieve a sorry clue about.

"I shall never believe that God plays dice with the world." -A. Einstein

by C February 22, 2004

forking

The act of sex in missionary position. The woman's legs and the woman's legs (all four approximately parallel) "create" the tines of a fork.

"Men prefer forking, women prefer spooning" he said to me.

They were forking all night long.

by C November 23, 2003

woodpecker

woodpecker (n). a woman who performs
rapid, hands-free horatio. From the
movement of the bird's head as she hammers
your trunk.

She's a real woodpecker.

by C February 24, 2004

Glasgow salad

Glasgow salad (n). chips.

The neds have Glasgow salad on the side of everything.

by C February 24, 2004

jizziotherapy

jizziotherapy (n). A three minute
one-handed massage that relieves
stiffness for up to half an hour.

I had to go to the rub and tug for some jizziotherapy last night.

by C February 24, 2004