woodpecker

woodpecker (n). a woman who performs
rapid, hands-free horatio. From the
movement of the bird's head as she hammers
your trunk.

She's a real woodpecker.

by C February 24, 2004

Glasgow salad

Glasgow salad (n). chips.

The neds have Glasgow salad on the side of everything.

by C February 24, 2004

beer mugger

beer mugger (n). The man you discover
has hit you over the head and taken
£5 out of your wallet the morning after
you "nip out for a couple of
pints".

The beer mugger got me again last night.

by C February 24, 2004

cheapies

cheapies (n). Schoolboy sexual thrills.

"Miss Pollard bent down to pick
up the chalk giving William his cheapies."
( from 'William stirs below' by
Richmal Compton ).

by C February 24, 2004

cunning linguist

cunning linguist (n). one who's quick with the tongue.

Women love nothing more than a good cunning linguist

by C February 24, 2004

BJ

Betsey Johnson, a high fashion clothing label.

"Boys love BJ's" or "I love BJ"

by c July 31, 2004

inquirous

adj 1. to actively seek out the identity of another by overtly external means; 2. to be curious about another beyond any reasonable means; 3. to google the ungoogleable.

-Why the fuck you being so inquirous?
It vexes me to not know the answer.

Inquirous motherfuckers google'd my ass, then spammed 12 forums to discover my identity.

by c April 26, 2004