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A fucking awesome town in New Jersey. Fuck what all the surrounding towns say, freehold is fucking awesome.
by TheGreatGeno July 22, 2007
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Freehold New Jersey is famous for everything including, gangsters, wanna be gangsters, mexicans, guidos, freehold raceway mall, freehold raceway, da BORO, the ritas in da boro, west freehold, turkey swamp, The WOW, yo mon frozen yogurt, n sooooooo much more! alot people think that Freehold is da best place 2 live but let me tell u something, WE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO! Like i said, u got alot of guidos, gangsters, n of course the wanna be gangsters(n supprisngly they're the popular kids). since most kids in freehold live like 5 minutes away from the mall, their completely spoiled. however around 9th grade less and less kids go to the mall so yeaaaa. the point is, freehold might have everything but like every town we have alot bad shit that you get annoyed of. take it for someone who lives in freehold, don't move here!
Marlboro kid: yo where do you live?
Freehold boy: FREEHOOD!
Marlboro kid: don't you mean Freehold?
Freehold girl: mom can i go to da mall?
mom: sorry you have to clean the dishes
Freehold girl: what!!!!!!!!!!!!! i fucking hate you you skank!!!!!!!!
mom: skank? your the one going out with 5 boyfriends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A rich town in Central Jersey that consists of wannabe ghetto kids just like Manalapan, if not worse. The town is divided into Freehold Township & Freehold "Borough". Borough is full of Mexicans that think they are all hood because they have a little downtown area. Freehold Township is the exact same, except it doesn't have as many Mexicans, and it is a little more diverse. The town is in the top 50 list of safest towns in NJ (both Borough & Township) and the school systems are extremely good. There was a time though, when Marlboro, Manalapan, Freehold, & Howell had more of a Black population (that doesn't mean they were ghetto) due to the fact that all towns had cheaper housing, but ever since then all the Black population decreased significantly and there are barely any black kids here and nearby..
Guy 1: Yo bro, wanna go downtown here in Freehold?

Guy 2: Dude, this is the third time in the last 4 weeks!

Guy 3: If you guys want a real downtown go to a fucking city not a suburban white boy enclave town..
by undergrounder8 February 23, 2012
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