116 definitions by C

Kim Jong Il

With his trademark bouffant hairdo, designer sunglasses, and tan tracksuit, "Dear Leader" Kim Jong Il, is the quinessential mad dictator. Ruling over the impoverished and isolated nation of North Korea, Kim Jong Il has been responsible for the mass starvation, torture, and opression of millions of people. He has also perpetrated an insane personality cult centering around him and his late father Kim Il Sung. The dictator has also taken an interest in nuclear weaponry and acts of state sponsored terrorism.

Kim Jong Il drinks imported cognac and dines on fresh lobster while his people eat grass off the hillsides.

by C May 11, 2004

zakee

when u forget your boots in ny and find out about it when u get to utah.

damn, i pulled a zakee

by C March 26, 2005

off the bridge

Out of control, outrageously fun.

See off the hook and off the chain.

"Chuckles is off the bridge, son!"

by C February 21, 2004

dangermouse

dangermouse (euph). a tampon.

She needs a dangermouse when the cones are out

by C February 24, 2004

It's Not Me Here

An expression used as an excuse when in a location that may be compromising or embarassing.

"Hello <winks> It's Not Me Here!"

by C January 10, 2004

Beeriod

beeriod (n). Weekly malady suffered by
men after a night on the pop.
Symptons include headache, moodyness and a
bloated stomach.

"Leave me alone,
woman, my beeriod started this morning."

by C February 24, 2004

snatch patch

snatch patch (n). a feminine hygiene
product. An alternative to the dangermouse.

She needs a snatch patch because the cones are out

by C February 24, 2004