Heavy anal flow resulting from excessive alcohol consumption often accompanied with severe pains

A beeriod is the passing of an awkward, uncomfortable and sometimes painful poo which occurs the day after a nights or days drinking!

This can happen all at once, or happens throughout the day, where one is said to be on their beeriod. It has many nicknames such as "having a black baby" or "burning the whole off myself"

It has many side affects such as:
Screaming
Scratching
Farting
Saying, "Hot, Hot, Hot"
Being irritable
Stomach cramps
Increase in waist size
Very smelly shits
And being fidgety

Guinness one of the leading factors of a beeriod, is so heavy that beeriod symptoms happen almost immediately! Since the smoking ban in Ireland, this has proved quite a difficult problem as pubs are becoming more potent in the flavour of beeriodosity, a gas more dangerous than tobacco!

the laying down of the big crap after a night of drinking.

The runny, really smelly shit you take after a hard night's boozing.

A beeriod is the liquid-like crap you take the morning after a heavy nights drinking. The cause of the beeriod can usually be identified as the consumption of a lot of cheap larger.

The odour released when having ones beeriod is potent and unpleasant, to avoid side effects such as regurgitation or gagging, it is advisable to carry a can of air-freshener for the duration of the beeriod to use at ones discretion. It is customary to inform ones flatmates that one has had ones beeriod so they too can avoid the fallout.

Any red, fruit-flavoured Belgian beer, preferably one of the scary opaque ones.

Served in a glass, looks like hell. Typically strong enough to fell a cow the cloudy shit guarantees a massive hangover.

Noun. After a drinking session, one may expect the ramifications occuring the morning after, where you flush out the previous night's alcohol through your poo. These Beeriods are often sloppy, and smell terrible.