Spilling any liquid; primarily coffee, wine, or cranberry juice on your lap or lap area, resulting in sticky genitals and shoes.
"I was driving to work with a mug full of coffee in my hands, I slammed on the breaks and spilled it all over me. A total Coffee Cock!
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