8 definitions by Bulldog6
a guy who's in such a shitty situation that you feel sorry for him, even if you hate his fucking guts.
Man#1: Saw you ex-wife down at the mall today.
Man#2: Really?
Man#1: Yeah, she was bitching out her new boyfriend.
Man#2: Better him than me. Poor bastard.
Man#2: Really?
Man#1: Yeah, she was bitching out her new boyfriend.
Man#2: Better him than me. Poor bastard.
by Bulldog6 October 11, 2009
loud exultation used when the outcome was in doubt and just turned your way, frequently used by (but not restricted to)sports fans, athletes, and announcers.
When used by victorious competitors it's meaning becomes "I own your ass!"
When used by victorious competitors it's meaning becomes "I own your ass!"
Tiger Woods anxiously watching an extremely long put heading towards the cup.
*kerplunk*
Tiger: YES!!
*kerplunk*
Tiger: YES!!
by Bulldog6 October 16, 2005
by Bulldog6 October 7, 2006
A clitoral hood piercing that enhances female pleasure during sexual activity. Guys, this is the straight shit here, if your woman wants one, say yes. You won't be disappointed, and more importantly, neither will she.
Girl 1: I got a hoody today, and my boyfriend wants to see it.
Girl 2: Nice, mind if I borrow it sometime?
Girl 1: Not that kind of hoody
Girl 2: Not that kind of...ohh, THAT kind of hoody?
Girl 1: <smiles>
Girl 2: Nice, mind if I borrow it sometime?
Girl 1: Not that kind of hoody
Girl 2: Not that kind of...ohh, THAT kind of hoody?
Girl 1: <smiles>
by Bulldog6 April 11, 2010
beat/beating the living hell out of somebody, either physically, or mentally
also known as "kick the shit out of"
also known as "kick the shit out of"
by Bulldog6 October 25, 2008
A very polite way of calling someone a liar after they tell you something that you know is utter bullshit.
Man #1: I saw Elvis at the 711 this afternoon.
Man #2: Yeah, tell me another one.
Man #1: No, I really did see Elvis.
Man #2: If you say so.
Man #2: Yeah, tell me another one.
Man #1: No, I really did see Elvis.
Man #2: If you say so.
by Bulldog6 December 27, 2008
any woman who picks her boyfriends based on how much money they have, or make; in other words a money grubbing slut.
Dude 1: Heard you asked Trina out last week.
Dude2: Yeah, asked me if I owned my own home. I said "No", she said "wrong answer", and that I was "too poor".
Dude1: Whoa! That's harsh.
Dude2: Yeah, that bitch is a total mercenary. Thinks her pussy's made of gold.
Dude2: Yeah, asked me if I owned my own home. I said "No", she said "wrong answer", and that I was "too poor".
Dude1: Whoa! That's harsh.
Dude2: Yeah, that bitch is a total mercenary. Thinks her pussy's made of gold.
by Bulldog6 September 14, 2009