4 definitions by Bulldog6

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a guy who's in such a shitty situation that you feel sorry for him, even if you hate his fucking guts.
Man#1: Saw you ex-wife down at the mall today.

Man#2: Really?

Man#1: Yeah, she was bitching out her new boyfriend.

Man#2: Better him than me. Poor bastard.
by Bulldog6 October 11, 2009

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Past tense of when you or someone else has been ditched, dumped, or otherwise "kicked to the curb".
Dude 1: Sheila dumped me last Saturday.

Dude 2: That's harsh man.

Dude 1: No shit. I got curbed and she didn't even give me a reason.
by Bulldog6 September 08, 2009

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A clitoral hood piercing that enhances female pleasure during sexual activity. Guys, this is the straight shit here, if your woman wants one, say yes. You won't be disappointed, and more importantly, neither will she.
Girl 1: I got a hoody today, and my boyfriend wants to see it.

Girl 2: Nice, mind if I borrow it sometime?

Girl 1: Not that kind of hoody

Girl 2: Not that kind of...ohh, THAT kind of hoody?

Girl 1: <smiles>
by Bulldog6 April 11, 2010

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any woman who picks her boyfriends based on how much money they have, or make; in other words a money grubbing slut.
Dude 1: Heard you asked Trina out last week.

Dude2: Yeah, asked me if I owned my own home. I said "No", she said "wrong answer", and that I was "too poor".

Dude1: Whoa! That's harsh.

Dude2: Yeah, that bitch is a total mercenary. Thinks her pussy's made of gold.
by Bulldog6 September 13, 2009

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