Brother Number One's definitions

glassons

Alongside Hannahs, Hellensteins - A Horrible Female Clothing Store where clothes that nobody would be caught dead wearing in Iran, Pakistan or Palentine are sold, Customers and Staff are referred to by the Aotearoa Revolutionary Brigades as Scum, Slappers, Prostitutes, Whores, Bitches, Preps, Skanks and oughta be stoned to death or tied to the back of a pick-up truck at WestpacTrsut stadium and driven around the stadium at hight speed until they expire and Every Single Glassons store in the entire country be burnt down or bombed by a suicide bomber - regardless of weather or not staff/customers are inside or outside the store

Glassons = The Whorehouse and Great Satan of the South Pacific

by Brother Number One October 21, 2003

korn

a group Hailing from Bakersfield in Cali. Wrote the Blue-Prints for Grebosim by creating a crappy form of Heavy Metal Known as Nu-Metal

Korn are Sellouts

by Brother Number One November 6, 2006

Saint Patrick's Day

March 17 - a Day to Drink as much piss as possible (notably Guinness) then fall over the floor swearing at your mates and the bartenders

Drink that Guinness mate

by Brother Number One March 21, 2004

wowser

a term used to describe a teetoller who wants to ban alcohol consumtion, The term originated in the early 1900s by hotel owners and patrons to describe members of the Womans Christian League in both Australia and New Zealand who campaigned for temperance and prohibition but narrowly failed in nurturing the latter in both countries.

Womans Christian League member: alcohol is evil we want it banned
Hotel Patron: just cos you woman arent allowed to drink in a hotel you cant ban it, you stupid bunch of wowsers

by Brother Number One May 5, 2004

piggies

recommended name for police officers

"oi jason, the piggies are here, quick hide the plants dude, hide the fucken plants man"

by Brother Number One May 6, 2003

PNRZ

a hillarous pronounciation of the male reproductive system.

Mike Rutch has no PNRZ

by Brother Number One March 21, 2004

spicoli

to describe any action where you smoke enough pot then order a pizza, especially if its at school during classtime

Were gunna spicoli at school today

by Brother Number One November 1, 2003