Brian Smith's definitions

jock

an ape desended life form that is in close relation to a human but not in the homo-sapian classification of human species. the jock is in the lower hiarchy of man known as the dumasasapian species.

Everyone knows that jocks provide the missing ling and prove evolution.

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

acalottagrubblegruttaepoxiealoduchious

a word to describe something with no other possibl description.

thats acalottagrubblegruttaepoxiealodushious.

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

cockazoid

1. one who resembles a penis, testes or scotum.

2. one who ejaculates in his pants.

stay away cockazoid!

by Brian Smith November 7, 2004

jungle hotdog

a young male who is very horny and dumb.

you're such a jungle hotdog.

by Brian Smith December 3, 2004

berryville

The worst place in northern Va to live, and possibly the worst place in the world. Should be part of West Virginia due to all the rednecks... but for some reason they chose to put it in VA.

Ya'll know there more cows hur then thur iz peoples?

by Brian Smith March 27, 2005

assisity

a word describing a girl with an awsome hot ass.

wow! that chic has major assisity!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

laundry noam

that little creture that lives in your washing machine that steals all your socks and underwear.

the laundry noam stole all of my socks!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004