Brian Smith's definitions

hummer

yet another slang term for oral sex

Howerd stern just gave that guy a hummer on national TV!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

a floater

poo that floats on the top of the toilet water

it's a gigantic floater!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

toilet tornado

when you giz in the toilet and it looks like a swirling white tornado

look at that toilet tornado!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

turbogizing

this is when you ejaculate and you can't stop. you cum in your pants 24/7 after sex for hours.

i fucked her so good that i'm still turbogizing!

by Brian Smith November 9, 2004

sex nazi

a person who is highly dominent over his/her partner (s&m).

stop being a sex nazi and let me be on top!

by Brian Smith November 9, 2004

turd goblin

a person who always talks about poop or a term used as an insult.

stop being a turd goblin.

by Brian Smith November 9, 2004

gayfi

any band that comes out of the "new generation" of punk bands that is gothic and emo at the same time just like Afi.

i hate gayfi and all bands influenced by it but all of the old gothic punk bands like TSOL kick major ass!

by Brian Smith December 3, 2004