47 definitions by Brian X

A money plant, usually found in or near white houses.
by Brian X August 14, 2003
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1. Historically, orchestral or chamber music written in northern Europe during the 1700s to 1900s, represented by composers such as Bach, Beethoven, Tchaikovskiy, Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern Schplenden-schlitter... I'll start again.
2. Music derived from those forms of music, represented by people like Philip Glass (and occasionally people like Paul McCartney and Billy Joel).
3. A fad with racist/elitist overtones for parents who want their kids to graduate from nursery school and go straight to college.
4. Music that, despite its apparent pretentiousness and overbearing arrangements, is actually pretty cool when no one's trying to shove it down your throat.
by Brian X May 3, 2003
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1. Shorthand for the Bela Lugosi/Ed Wood movie that held the title "Worst of all Time", even though "Manos" was worse and "Battlefield Earth" eclipsed it.
2. The sequel to Unix. Nobody's ever heard of it, but apparently it's pretty cool.
by Brian X May 3, 2003
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aka sloppy seconds. Though this one goes back a few hundred more years.
by Brian X June 24, 2003
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A device used in cases of abnormal uvula bifurcation and associated complications.
by Brian X September 29, 2003
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A Belgian punk/techno/something band as talented as they are foul-mouthed and sex-obsessed.
by Brian X September 16, 2003
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A Canadian 16-ton -- sorry, 14515kg -- weight.
You load sixteen tons, what do you get? Another day older and Homsar getting smashed. Again.
by Brian X December 15, 2003
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