Brendan's definitions

demaralizing

An extremely gay person who hums songs to themself and in the middle of the sad humming breaks into a rage destroying everything in site. After coming out of the trance like destruction state the subject is cool with everything.

The boy with the tiny penis demaralized everything after being rejected by the ugly girl at the cafeteria.

by Brendan December 2, 2004

wheels

Bodybuilder's jargon for legs.

You got some big ass wheels mate, you must squat 200kgs right!?

by brendan May 28, 2004

nade n00b

a n00b (unskilled player) in a game (spearhead) that throws nades (Grenades) non stop, often suicidal blowing himself due to the lack of skill.

*Gosu was killed my iheartnades nade* *otherGosu was killed my iheartnades nade*
Gosu says:less nade please
ihaertnades:i pwn u haha
*ihaertnades was killed by his own nade*

by brendan January 26, 2004

chocolate

1. n. Food product coloured dark brown due to the cacao.
2. adj. Unlikely

1. Chocolate is yummy for my tummy.
2. "That'll be chocolate."

by brendan July 11, 2004

LAFD

Acronym: Los Angeles Fire Department

The LAFD have had to work hard due to the recent fires in the area due to global warming. Fortunately the LAFD aren't as corrupt as the LAPD and the fires were dealt with well.

by brendan September 5, 2004

hold up

1. Wait a minute. Used when a new idea has popped into one's head or when one thinks something is a bad idea.
2. A robbery, eg. a bank hold up.

1. 22:18:17 brendan 22:18 Orbital - Halcyon + On + On says:
its gotta be the hardest one to write a lot about yet, and shes not even taugtht us anything about the line
22:18:19 brendan 22:18 Orbital - Halcyon + On + On says:
hold up
22:18:24 brendan 22:18 Orbital - Halcyon + On + On says:
shes not taught us anything full stp
2. You hear about the big hold up down town?

by brendan September 21, 2004

milking the lizard

synonym of wanking or jacking off

I was on the computer milking the lizard yesterday and my mum walked in!

by brendan June 19, 2004