Brendan's definitions

sleep

The stuff that accumulates at the side of your eyes after a kip. You tend to get more of it if you're unwell or have been out of it for a long time.

"I've got loads of sleep in my eyes. I need to get some water to rinse it out."

by Brendan July 31, 2005

NYFD

Acronym: New York Fire Department

He worked for the NYFD but retired last month.

by brendan September 5, 2004

freedom fries

A term that should remind you of what a loss to the USA having a president such as George W Bush is. A term used by idiots to show they are such.

Idiot 1: "I'm so stupid and ignorant and I can't stand those French bastards"
Idiot 2: "Let's go get us some FREEDOM fries matey, mwhah"

by Brendan October 10, 2003

Eat My Shorts

A Bart Simpson saying referring to his desire for another to eat his knee length trouser like articles of clothing.

Parents Evening
Principal Skinner: ''Now Bart, you just come back here right now and clean up this mess''
Bart: ''Eat My Shorts''
Homer: ''Why you little...say sorry to Principal Skinner boy''
Ralph: ''Don't worry about it Principple Skipster''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

BYOG

Acronym: Bring Your Own Girl

Jimmy: I heard in Latvia there aren't many girls so u best BYOG
Frank: I told u we should have gone to Iceland

by brendan May 28, 2004

pescovegetarian

Someone who is a vegetarian but allows fish in their diet, like me.

I am a pescovegetarian.

by brendan June 29, 2004

emotion

1.A mental state that arises spontaneously rather than through conscious effort and is often accompanied by physiological changes; a feeling.
2.A state of mental agitation or disturbance.
3.The part of the consciousness that involves feeling; sensibility.

1.The emotions of joy, sorrow, reverence, hate, and love.
2."He spoke unsteadily in a voice that betrayed his emotion"
3."The very essence of literature is the war between emotion and intellect"(Isaac Bashevis)

by Brendan November 12, 2003