Brendan's definitions

Eat My Shorts

A Bart Simpson saying referring to his desire for another to eat his knee length trouser like articles of clothing.

Parents Evening
Principal Skinner: ''Now Bart, you just come back here right now and clean up this mess''
Bart: ''Eat My Shorts''
Homer: ''Why you little...say sorry to Principal Skinner boy''
Ralph: ''Don't worry about it Principple Skipster''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

BYOG

Acronym: Bring Your Own Girl

Jimmy: I heard in Latvia there aren't many girls so u best BYOG
Frank: I told u we should have gone to Iceland

by brendan May 28, 2004

rite

Incorrect spelling of 'write', often used by people that take the short bus to school.

Kid that takes the short bus: ''now i no my a b sees i can rite and count two threE''

by Brendan September 26, 2003

Ketamine

The Boom Ting white powder, wonderful to snort, drink, rectally insert or inject. Gets you fucked, makes you feel like God.

Shove some more goddamned K up my ass

by Brendan December 12, 2003

metric ass ton

an amount too large to measure

That has got to weigh a metric ass ton

by Brendan May 17, 2004

gfs

Acronym: Global Forecast System. Probably the best weather forecast model available to the public at present.

Have you seen the latest GFS models?? Looking like major snowfall for next week!!!

by brendan May 30, 2004

WorldWind

Programme downloadable from NASA allowing the user to view satellite imagery across the entire inhabited globe - football stadiums etc can be recgonised. Some areas in the USA are even more detailed with the USGS-1m imagery - individual buildings can be identified.

I downloaded WorldWind the other day and it is the bomb!

by brendan December 1, 2004