Brendan's definitions

aistos

The sound at the start of foreign athletics races before the 'bang', as opposed to 'take your marks' (onomatopoeia). nb. Word probably does not actually exist even with a similar, different spelling, it's just the interpretation of the noise and it's spelling (if it was a word/phrase) by one individual.

The sound at the start of foreign athletics races before the 'bang', as opposed to 'take your marks' - "AISTOS..BANG!"

by brendan January 21, 2004

black watch

UK army regiment from Perthshire sent into Iraq "triangle of death" as an aid to American troops in the region. This is in the effort to take control of Fallujah, the only city in Iraq remaining under rebel control.

Three soldiers from the Black Watch were killed by a suicide bomber today.

by brendan November 5, 2004

m203

The M203A1 is a 40mm, single shot, breech loaded, pump action, shoulder fired grenade launcher. It is used by both American and Canadian forces. It is mounted under the barrel. It ranges from 100-400m adjustable in 50m increments. The most commonly used rounds are smoke, CS, and HE rounds. It weighs 1.3kg unloaded and 1.8kg loaded depending on the round. It is simple to operate, take apart, and clean.

The M203 Grenadier took out a trench from 350m.

by Brendan September 29, 2004

Slimpenis

Parody of the name of rapper Slim Shady (Marshall Mathers) used by people who think he is simply a fake ass white boy.

''Hi my name is, Slimpenis''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

Wapper

1. A white rapper
2. Someone who is so attatched to their mobile phone they use is to browse the internet

''Look at that wapper go''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

gozo.

Some crappy thing that sucks

my gozo is some crappy thing that really sucks.

by Brendan February 21, 2004

demaralizing

An extremely gay person who hums songs to themself and in the middle of the sad humming breaks into a rage destroying everything in site. After coming out of the trance like destruction state the subject is cool with everything.

The boy with the tiny penis demaralized everything after being rejected by the ugly girl at the cafeteria.

by Brendan December 2, 2004