Brendan's definitions
The worst rank of geek. A geek that thinks they're cool because they're '1337'. However, most g33ks seem not to be aware that ones level of 1337|\|355 is inversely proporsional to ones chances of getting a girlfriend.
by Brendan September 13, 2003
Get the g33kmug. A Bart Simpson saying referring to his desire for another to eat his knee length trouser like articles of clothing.
Parents Evening
Principal Skinner: ''Now Bart, you just come back here right now and clean up this mess''
Bart: ''Eat My Shorts''
Homer: ''Why you little...say sorry to Principal Skinner boy''
Ralph: ''Don't worry about it Principple Skipster''
Principal Skinner: ''Now Bart, you just come back here right now and clean up this mess''
Bart: ''Eat My Shorts''
Homer: ''Why you little...say sorry to Principal Skinner boy''
Ralph: ''Don't worry about it Principple Skipster''
by Brendan April 7, 2003
Get the Eat My Shortsmug. by brendan September 5, 2004
Get the NYFDmug. The stuff that accumulates at the side of your eyes after a kip. You tend to get more of it if you're unwell or have been out of it for a long time.
by Brendan July 31, 2005
Get the sleepmug. Jimmy: I heard in Latvia there aren't many girls so u best BYOG
Frank: I told u we should have gone to Iceland
Frank: I told u we should have gone to Iceland
by brendan May 28, 2004
Get the BYOGmug. by Brendan May 17, 2004
Get the metric ass tonmug. The Boom Ting white powder, wonderful to snort, drink, rectally insert or inject. Gets you fucked, makes you feel like God.
by Brendan December 12, 2003
Get the Ketaminemug.