Definitions by BornBlitzed

relax yourself 

Very similar to calm yourself, it's what you say to someone who's acting up, maybe buggin, or in serious danger of going postal.

For maximum impact, use it as a complete sentence at the end of whatever else you wanted to say.

Paris: You borrowed my new skinny jeans without asking? I'll claw your eyeballs out, you thieving skank!

Lindsay: Listen beyotch, they needed breaking in by someone with some actual junk in the trunk. I'll wash 'em before I return 'em. Relax yourself.

relax yourself by BornBlitzed July 28, 2010

bus is leaving 

I'm ready to blow this taco stand. So you either drive with me now, or find another ride.

Yo, playa, bus is leaving. Just get her digits and get in the car.

bus is leaving by BornBlitzed July 13, 2010

YMMVAPD 

(Also YMMV, APD) Your mileage may vary, and probably does. A form of ymmv emphasizing an expected difference of opinion.

They say that April is the cruelest month, but I think it's actually February. YMMVAPD.

YMMVAPD by BornBlitzed January 12, 2009

Mistake Whiskey 

A metaphor for having done something you regret and can't take back. As with too much alcohol, the more Mistake Whiskey you consume, the worse you feel; especially the next day. Coined by J. Jacques in his webcomic Questionable Content.

"I had already drunk three quarters of the bottle of Mistake Whiskey, so I figured I might as well finish the whole thing."

Mistake Whiskey by BornBlitzed December 9, 2008

bake my scrod 

To tease or rag on; similar to break my balls and bust my chops.

The guys would really bake my scrod if they caught me in this getup.

bake my scrod by BornBlitzed December 9, 2008

refurb 

Something which has been refurbished and resold at a discount, like a computer or a plasma tv.

I was too cheap to waste all my money on a brand-new laptop, so I picked up a refurb online instead.

refurb by BornBlitzed March 8, 2008