BornBlitzed's definitions

McCorporation

A company with a very large number of brick and mortar outlets, often national if not worldwide. The corporate cultures of these profit-driven companies usually include an expectation of consistency from store to store, enforced by a rigid set of rules and a series of metrics that often measure variables which are outside their employees' control. This does not protect said employees from the consequences of failing to meet those standards.

Some of the best-known McCorporations include McDonald's (duh), Wal-Mart and Aldi.

by BornBlitzed January 2, 2018

Is that what they're calling it these days

1) An expression of surprise at slanguage one hasn't heard before, especially when it's obviously sexual or scatological in nature.

2) A tongue in cheek way of turning an ordinary comment into a double entendre by implying the above.

Dude, I'm heading home. I'm gonna go online and play some World of Warcraft.

Oh really? Is that what they're calling it these days?

by BornBlitzed January 19, 2011

this

A shorthand way of saying you agree with someone else's opinion. Often found online on message boards and chatrooms, but can also be used in real life.

Major.Trollster: OBAMMA IZ TEH N00B!
Sockpuppet_01: this

Jessie: "Cold Stone Creamery is way better than Ben & Jerry's."
James (pointing at Jessie): "This."

by BornBlitzed August 11, 2010

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.

"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."

by BornBlitzed February 4, 2018

MAGA the Gathering

US representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, both for the unfortunate coincidence of her initials to the popular card game Magic the Gathering, and her solid right-wing stance at the expense of reason and common sense

What fresh nonsense has MAGA the Gathering been promoting lately?

by BornBlitzed April 7, 2025

pungasm

An appreciation of a particularly clever example of punning and/or wordplay to the point of rapture. The social sciences equivalent of a nerdgasm.

All it took was a single visit to the Pungeon Master page at TVTropes, and I was drowning in a tidal surge of pungasm glory!

by BornBlitzed November 1, 2011

Bowsette

A gender-bent Bowser, following Rule 63 of the Internet.

Bowsette has become all the rage, ever since someone posted a Twitter comic of him donning Princess Toadstool's Super Crown from the new Super Mario Bros U Deluxe, and turning into a rival for Mario's affections.

by BornBlitzed September 24, 2018