BornBlitzed's definitions
by BornBlitzed December 9, 2008
Get the bake my scrodmug. A metaphor for having done something you regret and can't take back. As with too much alcohol, the more Mistake Whiskey you consume, the worse you feel; especially the next day. Coined by J. Jacques in his webcomic Questionable Content.
"I had already drunk three quarters of the bottle of Mistake Whiskey, so I figured I might as well finish the whole thing."
by BornBlitzed December 9, 2008
Get the Mistake Whiskeymug. The shorthand version for expressions like "because of" or "because I am".
Made popular thanks to sites like Twitter, where brevity matters; now often used jokingly or ironically, even in regular conversation.
Made popular thanks to sites like Twitter, where brevity matters; now often used jokingly or ironically, even in regular conversation.
We're going drinking after class because Friday.
Tommy forgot to charge his iPad before the meeting because stupid.
I don't do drugs anymore because flying monkeys.
Tommy forgot to charge his iPad before the meeting because stupid.
I don't do drugs anymore because flying monkeys.
by BornBlitzed March 16, 2013
Get the becausemug. Very similar to calm yourself, it's what you say to someone who's acting up, maybe buggin, or in serious danger of going postal.
For maximum impact, use it as a complete sentence at the end of whatever else you wanted to say.
For maximum impact, use it as a complete sentence at the end of whatever else you wanted to say.
Paris: You borrowed my new skinny jeans without asking? I'll claw your eyeballs out, you thieving skank!
Lindsay: Listen beyotch, they needed breaking in by someone with some actual junk in the trunk. I'll wash 'em before I return 'em. Relax yourself.
Lindsay: Listen beyotch, they needed breaking in by someone with some actual junk in the trunk. I'll wash 'em before I return 'em. Relax yourself.
by BornBlitzed July 28, 2010
Get the relax yourselfmug. 1) An expression of surprise at slanguage one hasn't heard before, especially when it's obviously sexual or scatological in nature.
2) A tongue in cheek way of turning an ordinary comment into a double entendre by implying the above.
2) A tongue in cheek way of turning an ordinary comment into a double entendre by implying the above.
Dude, I'm heading home. I'm gonna go online and play some World of Warcraft.
Oh really? Is that what they're calling it these days?
Oh really? Is that what they're calling it these days?
by BornBlitzed January 19, 2011
Get the Is that what they're calling it these daysmug. A company with a very large number of brick and mortar outlets, often national if not worldwide. The corporate cultures of these profit-driven companies usually include an expectation of consistency from store to store, enforced by a rigid set of rules and a series of metrics that often measure variables which are outside their employees' control. This does not protect said employees from the consequences of failing to meet those standards.
by BornBlitzed January 2, 2018
Get the McCorporationmug. People really do travel to dangerous places just to take selfies. It's hard to believe that this is a thing.
Newt Scamander cosplay? This is a thing!
A smartwatch with an analog display: is this really a thing?
Newt Scamander cosplay? This is a thing!
A smartwatch with an analog display: is this really a thing?
by BornBlitzed December 8, 2016
Get the this is a thingmug.