14 definitions by Boozeturd

GOAT

Acronym for Greatest of All Time.

After his Super Bowl LI performance Tom Brady is the indisputable GOAT!

by Boozeturd February 24, 2017

The Brorce

The most powerful force in bro culture. Allows bros to access unfathomable powers.

How did that loser manage to bang a perfect ten last night. He must have used the brorce.

by Boozeturd August 3, 2016

Pokéherd

A large gathering of Pokémon Go players wandering around a public park.

The Pokéherd at the park was contained by an electronic fence.

by Boozeturd July 19, 2016

King of the North

A natural leader who is unanimously supported by his loyal followers! One who exhibits the humble leadership qualities of John Snow from Game of Thrones.

John Snow is the King of the North!

by Boozeturd July 17, 2016

Booze Turd

A foul smelling turd that smells like liquor. This usually is expelled the morning after consuming massive quantities of Polynesian mixed drinks especially Scorpion Bowls.

My hangover disappeared after I expelled a nasty booze turd.

by Boozeturd July 15, 2016

caped sausage

The male version of a landing strip.

This dude at the gym kept trying to show me his caped sausage. I told him to fly the fuck outta here!

by Boozeturd March 11, 2021

Poképerving

Pokémon Go players who stop in front of your house and are seemingly taking pictures of your wife and kids.

I almost slugged a guy for Poképerving after he asked my wife and kids if they wanted to see his Squirtle.

by Boozeturd July 16, 2016