7 definitions by Blegh the big Dicker

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A common reply to statements that are found to be bizarre or questionable.

Bob: Man, I could go for some penguin pussy right now!
Larry: ?
Bob: How did you do that with your mouth???

When a man puts his erect penis into a running ceiling fan, making a "Pud pud pud pud" sound.

by Blegh the big Dicker November 11, 2015

The result of getting your penis caught between a door and doorframe.

Dude, I got a door-dick, and it's killing me!

A person who likes smoking marijuana out in the sunlight on a hot summer day.

A term used to describe foul or abhorrent statements.

Cletus: I fucking hate niggers!!
Jeb: Now Cletus, that was outta pocket!

That dude James keeps eyeing other dudes... he's such a closet Closet Monkey!

A man/woman who always finds a way to piss someone off, ruin a fad, or someone's fun.

That bitch Kasey is such a goddamn Cunt Shitter!!