5 definitions by Blazer1752
The kind of kicking, screaming, cussing mess you would expect from a 13 year old girl on her first period or maybe a 2 year old child, Likely set off by being presented with hard facts that he doesn’t like or being faced with some small inconvenience he doesn’t like.
“I heard Todd start screaming behind me so I turned around expecting to be facing a mountain lion only to find out he had tripped and spilled half his coffee and was only having a Todd brown temper tantrum.”
by Blazer1752 January 6, 2022
uncontrollable explosive vomit, getting so off the wall shit faced drunk that you can no longer aim your vomit which causes it to scatter all over in the general direction of your target which is usually a toilet or in some very poor cases the bar floor. The scatters are usually found in the bigger cesspools of the world such as bourbon street, broadway, or the sunset strip.
Dude how are you feeling? Man not great but not just awful. Dude go look in the bathroom you caught the scatters last night and now moms spaghetti and cheap bourbon whiskey are all over the place!!!!
by Blazer1752 February 26, 2020
by Blazer1752 February 14, 2017
Consuming such a rediculous amount of alcohol that you lose all motor functions , thus the only means of transportation is a stretcher.
Hey Matt you get tore up there other night? Matt- boy I got stretcher drunk they had to haul my ass outta there!
by Blazer1752 December 12, 2016
When a tire reaches such a pitiful condition that it has surpassed being a maypop, the presence of exposed cords advances a maypop to a gonnapop.
Hey Nathan hows those maypops holding up? Maypops!? Shoot they were maypops 30,000 miles ago these are gonnapops
by Blazer1752 October 21, 2019