Blake's definitions

afrobooty

man with hairy hairy hairy butt so bad that it needs be cut with scissors and then shaved

Dan Speer

by Blake December 16, 2003

Earbashing

what alex does

"ohmygod gilmore girls was on last night and blah blah blah lorelai blah blah blah luke blah blah blah love..." etc.

by blake May 4, 2004

mash

Someone who smokes and who's mouth tastes like an ashtray

Don't kiss him he's mash.

by Blake November 11, 2002

IM'd

Past tense of instant message.

"Dan IM'd me last night!!!1"

by blake February 10, 2005

RIT

Retarded Institute of Technology

I go to RIT.

by Blake June 14, 2004

useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket

Completely useless

Knowing how to fold socks in 10 different ways is as useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket.

by Blake November 12, 2002

homestar runner

The Michelin Man without the steroids.

Homestar runner is kinda kooky

by Blake October 29, 2004