Blake's definitions

handle

A half gallon of liquor. It gets its name from the little handle that's always on half gallons.

Grab the handle and let's get crunk!

by Blake April 21, 2003

Pliping

The act of positioning your boner straight up you lower stomach to conceal it in public. It sits with the head pertruding from the top of your boxers.

So you’re in class and that hot exchange student who's V-card you've been wanting to steel decides to bend over to pick up her pencil. This nearly gives you a taste of her pussy sitting so visibly beneath her short skirt, but instead you’re left with a boner. Now without Plip'n your immobile, so by positioning it so that it can nestle into your belly button, it has become concealed.

by Blake January 22, 2004

mash

Someone who smokes and who's mouth tastes like an ashtray

Don't kiss him he's mash.

by Blake November 11, 2002

BMF

Very beautiful goddess who is luvvvd by blakizzle turlizzle. Both mormon and proud of it.

coo coo cachoo rah rah roo haha hoo

by Blake March 3, 2005

ploonk

The noise the golf ball makes when it goes in the hole

Did the ball go in?
yeah, I heard it make that sweet ploonking noise

by Blake November 11, 2002

back-door-trots

diarrhea

I ain't goin to school today I got the back-door-trots.

by Blake November 12, 2002

What-what

Slang term for Sprite Remix

"Pass me a what-what"

by Blake February 17, 2004