Blake's definitions

mash

Someone who smokes and who's mouth tastes like an ashtray

Don't kiss him he's mash.

by Blake November 11, 2002

IM'd

Past tense of instant message.

"Dan IM'd me last night!!!1"

by blake February 10, 2005

useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket

Completely useless

Knowing how to fold socks in 10 different ways is as useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket.

by Blake November 12, 2002

D.C.

The political center of the universe.

USA owns the globe.

by blake September 17, 2003

swisha house

Swisha house iz wat made screwed get big. There freestlyes and screwed and chopped songs are herd around the world and where started in the dirty south h-town. Swisha house has many popular rappers like mike jones,paul wall, chamillion,and so on. After every one got big swisha house broke off to servial groups:color chaning click,bosshogg outlawz. There cds my feature lil flip,freestlye kings, wreckin yard, and other freestle groups. halla back ur boy b-boy ~1~

mike jones_who? mike jones i turn i ho down and make her walk home

by blake January 6, 2004

hairy milk dud

When you smear you hairy greasy ass cheeks against a window with your cheeks spread to reveal your slimy hole.

Hey there's you dad, show'em your hairy milk dud.

by Blake November 11, 2002

Oh my gawww

PHRASE- Usually said by female prostitutes in the bay area when they notice it is a member of the same sex asking "How much?"

Prostitute- "HEY HEY HEY!"
Teenage girl- "HOW MUCH?"
Prostitute- "Oh my gawww"

by BLAKE June 19, 2006