Blake's definitions

afrobooty

man with hairy hairy hairy butt so bad that it needs be cut with scissors and then shaved

Dan Speer

by Blake December 16, 2003

volcanus

Intense diarrhoea, resembling a volcano. So intense that when fecies exits, it does so at such speed to cause a splash in the toilet water which makes contact with the buttocks.

Man, I had such a volcanus today, my ass was drenched and stinging madly afterwards.

by Blake January 17, 2004

apocalypse now

One of the greatest movies of all time and it happens to be my favorite movie.
It's a Vietnam movie about Martin Sheen going on a mission to kill an insane Marlon Brando.

The horror. The horror.

by Blake February 18, 2005

smashed my kiwi's

when you jam your balls masturbating

AHHHHH, i just smashed my kiwi's

by Blake November 11, 2002

bubba sparxx

One of the greatest rappers ever. He can mix country with hip-hop.

by blake September 5, 2003

Schwing!

1) How exciting
2) Said upon seeing an extremely attractive woman

1) I won the lottery, Schwing!!

2) Hey look, Michelle from trollwood, Schwing!!
Dude you should be cock slapped, that is NOT schwing!!!

by Blake November 12, 2002

Blacula

Black Dracula. Name of a cheesy blaxploitation horror movie from the 70's.

In this world there are only two real monsters, Blacula, and the son of Kong.

by Blake August 15, 2004