106 definitions by Blake

A pig is a dirty slut that even though shes ugly you still fuck the ugly little bitch
I got drunk at the bar last night and went home and fucked this pig
by Blake October 28, 2004

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Intense diarrhoea, resembling a volcano. So intense that when fecies exits, it does so at such speed to cause a splash in the toilet water which makes contact with the buttocks.
Man, I had such a volcanus today, my ass was drenched and stinging madly afterwards.
by Blake January 17, 2004

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he is the "strongest man in the world." he likes to puke out his food even though he says its normal. he can also resemble a pumpkin.
he also thinks all punkers use drugs. he also likes to say "thats gay."
go dj...fr-fr-fr-e--esh
by blake March 22, 2005

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To remove a liquid (usually water or alcohol) from its contents either by reducing ambient pressure and causing the liquid to evaporate and recondense, or by boiling the liquid and letting it recondense.
Distilled water dehydrates you. Brandy tastes very bad, even good brands like Christian Brothers.
by Blake June 10, 2004

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four F method-find 'em, feel 'em, fuck 'em, and forget about 'em
Man I'm horny, I just wanna fourf every woman on the planet now.
by Blake November 12, 2002

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to contract an STD
I gotta go to the clinic cuz i burned my poker
by Blake November 12, 2002

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The noise the golf ball makes when it goes in the hole
Did the ball go in?
yeah, I heard it make that sweet ploonking noise
by Blake November 11, 2002

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