104 definitions by Blake

afrobooty

man with hairy hairy hairy butt so bad that it needs be cut with scissors and then shaved

Dan Speer

by Blake December 16, 2003

laff

Laugh spawned in the "Community" section of the original AOL series. It is a sarcastic way of shrugging off a ill attempt at a flame, and/or libel. Something to the extent of "Whatever".
It is mostly used by the lesser l33t of the internet community to make up for the fact they are what they are. (Side note) Most counter-strike players use it.

Bill: DUDE OMFGWTFBBQ YOUR A IDIOIT
Bill: YOU NEED TO GO KILL YOURSELF WTF!
Bill: IF YOU DIDNT USE AIMBOT, ID WTFPWN
Bob: laff.

by Blake February 8, 2005

distill

To remove a liquid (usually water or alcohol) from its contents either by reducing ambient pressure and causing the liquid to evaporate and recondense, or by boiling the liquid and letting it recondense.

Distilled water dehydrates you. Brandy tastes very bad, even good brands like Christian Brothers.

by Blake June 10, 2004

velocitized

an object that has, or has been given velocity

It hurts when a volocitized object hits your head.

by Blake November 12, 2002

Paint the Pole

When a chick puts on bank amounts of lip stick so you can see how far your dick went into her mouth.

Dude, that chick painted my pole.

by Blake February 27, 2004

mind fuck

to intentionally pressure someone to do something that the person would not otherwise do

I didn't turn in any of my assignments, but I was able to mind fuck the teacher into giving me an A.

by Blake November 13, 2002

Minda Bus

a tyndale school bus that mindas catch home e.g. Chloe Teague

chloe caught the minda bus home with her family, ie: siter and brother.

by Blake July 4, 2004