2 definitions by Blademaster5197
Cum guzzling gutter slut monkey is a phrase that describes women in particular. It means that the woman described loves to give guys head and when they cum she swallows it. The woman is also as disgusting as the gutters ,aka slums, that you may find her in. This woman is also known to go through many men or even get paid to give heead. On the other hand this woman is also as ugly as a monkey.
Guy 1: Hey bro, you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeah man. Why?
Guy 1: I hear she is a cum guzzling gutter slut monkey.
Guy 2: Really, well she must give good head. But why is she here?
Guy 1: She must be lost.
Guy 2: Yeah man. Why?
Guy 1: I hear she is a cum guzzling gutter slut monkey.
Guy 2: Really, well she must give good head. But why is she here?
Guy 1: She must be lost.
by Blademaster5197 October 15, 2014
This is not fictional it really does exist. The bro-zone if very treacherous and fearsome. This is when a girl you like starts to call you bro. Girls will usually start doing this when they have a boyfriend and they want a shoulder to cry on that their boyfriend does not mind because you are like her "bro" or "brother" ,but after so long of being called bro a girl will get the mindset that you are her bro. When this happens your chance of dating that girl is gone forever. Friend-zone can usually be wiggled out of eventually.
The bro-zone can be stopped before it gets to serious. It usually works quite well also. The first time a girl calls you bro you stop them. When a girl needs a shoulder to cry on accept it sometimes. If you do this they will know youre trustworthy and not just their "brother." Make sure when you can't help the girl you have an alibi and witnesses.
The bro-zone can be stopped before it gets to serious. It usually works quite well also. The first time a girl calls you bro you stop them. When a girl needs a shoulder to cry on accept it sometimes. If you do this they will know youre trustworthy and not just their "brother." Make sure when you can't help the girl you have an alibi and witnesses.
Guy 1: Hey man, did you hear that Rachel and her boyfriend broke up? You should ask her out.
Guy 2: Awesome, I will.
A few weeks later...
Guy 2: Hey Rachel, I have a question.
Rachel: Yes ,what is it?
Guy 2: Will you go out with me?
Rachel: I'm sorry. No, i can't date my brother.
Guy 1: How did it go?
Guy 2: She said no. I am in the bro-zone.
Guy 2: Awesome, I will.
A few weeks later...
Guy 2: Hey Rachel, I have a question.
Rachel: Yes ,what is it?
Guy 2: Will you go out with me?
Rachel: I'm sorry. No, i can't date my brother.
Guy 1: How did it go?
Guy 2: She said no. I am in the bro-zone.
by Blademaster5197 October 18, 2014